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Baltan, September 23, 2016
Posted March 22
How 'bout them apples?
Posted April 10
What kind of apples are they?
Posted April 11
Do these apples have worms in them?
How do you know if apples have worms in them?
Posted April 11
How do you know what kind of worms they are?
If they put on red headbands and flew at you screaming "KAMIKAZE!!!", would you be concerned?
Posted April 20
Are these damn worms declaring war on us?
Posted April 26
Who's going to give the authorization for the nuclear strike?
Posted May 20
if worms go nuclear how will i use them for bait...
does a nuclear strike by worms pissed about being bait say something about fishermen...or worms...
Posted June 3
Does anyone want some cake?
Posted June 4
Who would dare refuse some cake?
Posted June 6
Well, aren't you the only one who has accepted my invitation, Ramsay? Doesn't this tell a lot about our fellow posters' opinion about *free* cakes?
Can we eat it too?
can there be cake and ice cream...after all is cake really cake without ice cream...
Posted June 7
But what about fig Newtons? Are they not fruit and cake? Do you really eat fig Newtons with ice cream?
Posted June 10
Are figs vegetarian, given that a fig is technically an inverted flower and the wasp that goes inside to pollinate it gets trapped and absorbed into the plant?
Sir, would you like some absorbed wasp with your cake and ice cream?
Posted June 16
Sir, why did you feel the need to put me off figs forever...
don't you think residual endosperm deposited by the males is more worrisome than the rotting male himself...
Posted June 18
What the fuck dude????
Rule number one of Fig Club is that we don't talk about about Figs, ok?
Posted June 19
Can you actually adhere to that rule yourself?
Posted June 21
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