Raisin' Bran

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*Insert a very witty but insensitive and offensive joke involving deaf people and Willas Tyrell*

 

Does anyone understand the logic that Raisin(g) Bran uses when numbering this thread?

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Where's your sense of whimsy?

I think GRRM may have been taken over by the lizard people. What should I do?

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I was unaware that GRRM was a boat.

 

Who builds the boats that the Golden Company used to transport their elephants to Westeros?

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Presumably ship-builders.

How many obscure ASOIAF characters can you you name in 37 seconds?

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If I start naming people quickly in a dark room people will think I'm summoning demons.

 

Why do the ironborn worship Cthulhu?

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I do not get how someone can be birthed by iron.

What should the hills known as the Teats/Barba's Teats/Missy's Teats be called?

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The Upper Extremities.

I have a theory! Jaime was being warged by Bran when he pushed him out the window, because ran wanted to get millions of gold dragons in damages and milk the Lannister cow dry! (Speaking of upper extremities, although I guess "upper" doesn't apply with cows.) What do you think?

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That is udderly ridiculous. You cannot extract gold from cow's milk.

 

Do dragons in captivity use litter boxes?

 

 

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There are benefits to not being in the service of a Targ.

What would be a good name for a musical band with Donal Noye as the front man?

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Please please please, we need Winds.

 

Would you rather spend a day with Lysa or Cersei ?

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That's like asking the Americans to chose between Hillary and Trump.

Where could I get an aspirin for Oberyn Martell? He's been whining about this skull-crushing headache for ages already.

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The venomous asprin can bruise a heel, but the heel can crush his head.

What would have happened to Tywin had Oberyn survived his duel with Gregor?

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They would have hooked up, obviously.

Would Edmure Tully be the best candidate for president?

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WE need a strong leader like Ramsay to Make Westeros Great Again.

I'm selling a trashed inn in the Riverlands for only a million gold dragons. Any takers?

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Inflation sure has gotten out of control lately.

Apart from increased strength, lighter weight, and sharpness, what are some other physical properties of Valyrian steel that set it apart from ordinary castle forged steel?

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I would imagine that wielding Valyrian steel would also give the bearer a Psychological advantage over his/her opponent.

If a Warg could warg a Warg, how many Wargs should a Warg warg, in order to win a war with the Wights?

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Depends on how many wargs equal a wight. Using the formula W(↑xab) x √w (∆23 + 43W/w) ≡ z(11 - a) w↓, then ... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ                                                                                                                                                                                   

Can someone explain to me what I just said? It's too many for me.

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Nah! You are doing fine on your own.Carry on!

I say," The Winds of Winter won't be published even next year." Anyone wanna bet against me?

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I want to take odds on this.

How would the forum react when a release date is actually announced?

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