Queen of Procrastination Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Because he prefers eating strawberries. Do they have strawberries in Westeros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Have you ever thought of the word strawberries? The berries look and taste nothing like straw. Which leader in Westeros is the most like Trump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 The War of the Five Trumps sounds like a horror film. What's GRRM's favourite ice cream flavour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1000th Lord Commander Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 It's probably made with the tears of his readers What is over the sunset sea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castellan Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 a setting sun where is the lost horizon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Procrastination Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 I looked for it, but I couldn't find it. Why has no one found the lost horizon yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroclasticFlow Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Because it is wherever you are. However far you can see, that is the horizon. What's the deal with glasses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I get lots of spam promising deals with glasses, but I just delete them. If Stannis turned up in a commercial selling something, what would it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted February 20, 2017 Author Share Posted February 20, 2017 If some people on this forum had their way, Stannis would be the celebrity spokesmannis for everything. Why was there no longship for Theon to take at Seagard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Procrastination Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Sizes don't matter. Why hasn't Westeros seen an industrial Revolution? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Because it's an underdeveloped Third-World economy cruelly exploited by Braavosi capitalists. How many gold dragons is the Iron Throne worth? I want to redecorate my apartment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Tommen will exchange it for a gorgeous angora kitten. Are there pokemons in Westeros ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted March 2, 2017 Author Share Posted March 2, 2017 Hmm. And I always thought the plural was the same as the singular "pokemon", like deer. Well I learned something new. Would being a warg or skinchanger help while catching pokemons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 I don't know much about Pokemon, so I don't even have to try that hard to be unhelpful! All I gotta do is act naturally! Yay! Why are the Ghiscari so gross? Like eeeew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 That's racist. How long did it take to build the Wall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted March 15, 2017 Author Share Posted March 15, 2017 Maybe a little longer than the time it is taking GRRM to write TWoW. How is it that only life can pay for life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 I will patch you through to our billing department for alternate payment plans. *puts you on a waiting line that's nothing but Miley Cyrus singing a pop cover of 'The Rains of Castamere' for 14 hours straight* How did baby Jon survive the journey back to Winterfell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1000th Lord Commander Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 Given the length between Dorne and Winterfell, he could probably walk the last leg. Why aren't there more kids called Aegon around? Surely a few more people would want to honour the Dragon kings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted March 20, 2017 Author Share Posted March 20, 2017 All boys are secretly named Aegon. Among the Stark's household servants, who is the luckiest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Ned used to hold themed dinners on Friday nights to boost the morale of Winterfell's staff. But he stopped after the Old Nan incident on Rocky Horror Night. "Your luck! He's lucky! We are all luuuuuuuucky!" In the TV series why do the Tyrell's wear that washed-out teal/turquoise instead of proper green? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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