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Because he prefers eating strawberries.

Do they have strawberries in Westeros? 

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Have you ever thought of the word strawberries? The berries look and taste nothing like straw.

Which leader in Westeros is the most like Trump?

Edited by GrapefruitPerrier

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The War of the Five Trumps sounds like a horror film.

What's GRRM's favourite ice cream flavour?

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It's probably made with the tears of his readers

What is over the sunset sea?

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I looked for it, but I couldn't find it.

Why has no one found the lost horizon yet? 

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Because it is wherever you are. However far you can see, that is the horizon.

What's the deal with glasses?

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I get lots of spam promising deals with glasses, but I just delete them.

If Stannis turned up in a commercial selling something, what would it be?

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If some people on this forum had their way, Stannis would be the celebrity spokesmannis for everything.

Why was there no longship for Theon to take at Seagard?

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Sizes don't matter.

Why hasn't Westeros seen an industrial Revolution? 

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Because it's an underdeveloped Third-World economy cruelly exploited by Braavosi capitalists.

How many gold dragons is the Iron Throne worth? I want to redecorate my apartment.

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Tommen will exchange it for a gorgeous angora kitten.

Are there pokemons in Westeros ?

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Hmm. And I always thought the plural was the same as the singular "pokemon", like deer. Well I learned something new.

Would being a warg or skinchanger help while catching pokemons?

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I don't know much about Pokemon, so I don't even have to try that hard to be unhelpful! All I gotta do is act naturally! Yay!

Why are the Ghiscari so gross? Like eeeew.

 

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Maybe a little longer than the time it is taking GRRM to write TWoW.

How is it that only life can pay for life?

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I will patch you through to our billing department for alternate payment plans.

*puts you on a waiting line that's nothing but Miley Cyrus singing a pop cover of 'The Rains of Castamere' for 14 hours straight*

How did baby Jon survive the journey back to Winterfell?

 

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Given the length between Dorne and Winterfell, he could probably walk the last leg.

Why aren't there more kids called Aegon around? Surely a few more people would want to honour the Dragon kings

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All boys are secretly named Aegon.

Among the Stark's household servants, who is the luckiest?

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Posted (edited)

Ned used to hold themed dinners on Friday nights to boost the morale of Winterfell's staff. But he stopped after the Old Nan incident on Rocky Horror Night. "Your luck! He's lucky! We are all luuuuuuuucky!"

In the TV series why do the Tyrell's wear that washed-out teal/turquoise instead of proper green?

Edited by Orphalesion

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