Raisin' Bran

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Diversification is for lesser lords.

Who manages Littlefinger's investments?

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That's a trade secret.

Not to pick on the Iron Islanders unduly, but rather than raid, wouldn't it be more profitable to run an offshore tax haven for dubious business enterprises?

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Long term, too much inflation means that they'll need zeppelins rather than longships.

 

How do they know that the Three Sisters are female?

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Ian Malcolm asked something similar in Jurassic Park if memory serves.

Speaking of Jurassic Park, What would Dr. Neil Grant think of the dragons of House Targaryen?

Edited by Raisin' Bran

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Someone with an unpronounceable name with a "Mo" or a "Zo" in the middle. Man I am racist.

Where is Strong Belwas from originally?

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The womb, presumably.

What would happen if it turned out that the Night King was next in line in the Targaryen succession?

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Well, for that to happen Rhaegar would need to have slept with the Night Queen, and the Night Queen doesn't exist. Is this why the Night's King is in such a bad mood? He just needs to get laid.

If Jon is running the Targs, and Sam is running the Tarly's isn't this thing over already?

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Because they are busy waiting for GOTG Vol 2 to get release on Blu Ray and DVD.

 

Who cleans the Night King teeth?

Edited by Batbob45

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Wights make horrible dentists.

Why does Ghost not bark?

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Ghost boo.  Tree bark.

What if there were an I in team?

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If I told you, I'd have to behead you. 

What would happen if you combine Milk of the Poppy with lemon juice?

Edited by 4 Eyed Crow

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You might stave off scurvy for a while longer but wouldn't care so much about...look at my hands!  My hands can touch...anything...um..sleepy time.

Why isn't there a Lady Stoneheart Pezz dispenser?

 

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Well, they used to make those things, but people complained that it made the candy taste like stone. 

Is Voldemort jealous of Dany's hair?

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Well, I do not think he has snake envy...

 

When was the last time Raventree Hall updated?

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Blackwoods are known for their thrift. 

If you thought Luke kissing Leia was awkward, what must you think of Jon and Dany on this episode of the Love Boat?  Follow-up!! I just wanted to say that shipping has been taken literally :)

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The L&L kiss was not awkward for another 3 years. In the moment, it only made Han jealous.

Where have all the good men gone
And where area all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
(Late at night I toss and turn
And I dream of what I need)

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Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Another dimension, another dimension
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Another dimension
 
What would Hodor do with a revolving door?

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This could be the year I publish an answer to your query re: Hodor and a revolving door.  All I can say for sure is that I am writing at a comfortable pace and if and the end of the day I do not like what I've written I will tear it up and begin again.  Meanwhile, I invite you to read Dunk and Egg and the pocket door.  It is an in-cannon prequel to revolving door Hodor and it comes in an attractive binder with a sample response.

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Is doing the work of Bran's cordwainer a thankless job?

Edited by Col Cinders

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Not any more than doing the job of Ned Stark's milliner.

Can Hot Pie start a business of making greyscale pies?

Edited by 4 Eyed Crow

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