Raisin' Bran

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No one would give a business loan to a guy named Hot Pie.

 

What do you call it when Hodor lifts up the broken Stark?

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Raisin' Bran Elevating Brandon Stark

 

What is the best way to bake a pizza in Westeros?

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The Lord of Light knows that.

Where can one find a patisserie in Westeros (sticking with the food theme)?

 

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There is an old Braavosi saying, "A fat man and a patisserie are soon together."  So follow a likely customer.

 

Is it true the words for house Frey were, "Walder is coming"?  Was that too risqué?

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he came, he saw, he conquered.

What is the true purpose of The Kings Guard now?

 

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As the Hound once said: "Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king."

WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?!!!!

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Your dragons are in the last place that a sane person will look for them.

 

What do you call a dwarf with half of a nose?

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Larry.

What is the best neighbourhood in Kings Landing to buy a house?

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I've always heard you should buy in the right neighborhood.  So avoid the left and you should be good.

 

Is it true that if one fails to pay his exorcist that he is subject to repossession?

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Doesn't the Demon get a say in that?

Is burning a white walker arson, technically?

 

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I could say something that may sound snide, but is not meant to. So, I will avoid going that route.

 

What is the wittiest line in the first five books of ASOIAF?

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The wittiest line is in the sixth novel. 

Where in Kings' Landing can I buy the best beer? 

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Hop Alley.

 

What about the other elements like earth and air?

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Huh... I always thought it was wind, not air.

What is the most important thing for a water dancer to remember?

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I think the best way to answer is through interpretive dance.  <mimes>  I hope all matters of balance and 'stick 'em with the pointy end' are clear now..

If Sally's mom had three daughters and named the first one May and the second one April, what is the third daughter's name?

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Depends on which Cersei(s). If she had Cersei Jones's face, she might walk into her diner and steal all the pancakes, if they have pancakes in Westeros and she likes them.

Why is world conquest so hard????????? <WHINE>

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I don't know, he doesn't talk to me at school anymore.

What ASOIAF character's action figure would you play with the most?

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