Raisin' Bran

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Well, you can take the Citadel Placement Test for 650 gold dragons.

How do you make wildfire? Not that I'm planning on murdering globs of people, mind you. Strictly academic curiosity.

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I think I will start calling you "Slughorn".

Where does Count Balerion live? Just so I can stay well away from there.

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In Lys, if you go up an inhabitant with an onion.

Who murdered all the people who were posting to this thread?

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I did, I started the first thread and have returned to end it, or not.

Is Black Friday really black?

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It's rude to ask personal questions of complete strangers.

During the Long Night, was it always winter but never Christmas?

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Aslan definitely has something to teach Mel about sacrifice.

How may days are in a Westerosi year?

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That raises questions of Earthosi astronomy. Does the sun go around Earthos, or vice versa? Once that has been determined, we must calculate the resulting orbit and then divide it by the length of  each revolut......... 

What is Hot Pie r squared?

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He's always saying oh oh oh. He obviously received the Lord's Kiss.

Will Patchface eat Shireen ?

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Almost certainly more than twice if the pepper is good.

Where does Tywin get his hair done?

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A haircut is little more than a castration for your head. Let your hair grow as long as it pleases, as nature intended!

When will Westeros ditch the Gold Standard and switch to fiat currency?

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Looks to me that CB did not take Valyrian in school.

By what means will Justin Massey meet die.

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The Others run a night school.

When are you allowed to play the elephant in cyvasse?

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