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They wrote their demands on the notice board in Castamere.

 

How far east does Essos go?

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Insufficient information at this time.

How do people come to the conclusion that Lem Lemonclaok is Richard Lonmouth?

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Because Mance is Rhaegar, Quorin Halfhand was Arthur Dayne, Lyanna is Quaithe and Ashara Dayne Septa Leymore. That makes it likely that the other members of Rhaegars crew are hiding somewhere at well. Who knows what Gerold Hightower and Oswell Whent have been up to...

How does Freypie taste? 

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It uses the tastebuds on its tongue.

 

What is so dire about a direwolf?

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I would rather not talk about it.

What would be the scientific name for westerosi giants?

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Giants are too dumb to understand science.

Does Westeros have "winter deniers"?

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I don't know the personal opinion of every single inhabitant of Westeros. 

Just out of curiosity: How do I contact the Faceless Men when I'm not in Bravos? 

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The value rises and falls with the stock market.

Who would you recommend for boat insurance in Braavos?

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I don't have a boat, so I never had to take an inssurance for one. 

What happened to Tyrek Lannnister? 

 

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He disappeared during a riot in King Landing.

Where did Magister Illyrio find the dragon eggs he gave to Dany?

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There's a chap who teaches it about a day's sail west of the Lonely Light.

 

Where can I find a good drink in Dorne?

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Does this thread look like Baedeker's guide to Dorne? I ask you.

How do you pronounce the Xs in Xaro Xantho Xaaaan?

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Sorry, but I didn't manage to upload my audio recording of the pronounciation here. 

Where do whores go? 

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That way.

 

Who's the most popular band in Westeros?

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Definitely not the one that played at Edmure Tully's wedding.

How do I produce Tears of Lys? 

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Make Lys cry.

 

When will the Tyrells stop growing strong?

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