Stannis Eats No Peaches Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 They say it's the most important meal of the day, but my breakfast today brought me nothing but misery. My cornflakes were stale, the milk questionable and to top it off I lost track of time and ended up being 5 minutes late for work. It's clear that breakfast had a net negative impact on my life today. How do you feel about breakfast, board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawkcabi Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 cereal is the greatest food ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rippounet Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 If you can't go to work whenever you feel like it, you obviously need to change jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Milk is gross, except with Oreos or when it's turned to cheese or butter or ice cream. Cereal is usually gross, too. You've merely suffered a breakfast fail. Try better next time. And yeah, definitely get a new job that lets you do whatever you want. Should be easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Which Tyler Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Stannis Eats No Peaches said: They say it's the most important meal of the day, but my breakfast today brought me nothing but misery. My cornflakes were stale, the milk questionable and to top it off I lost track of time and ended up being 5 minutes late for work. It's clear that breakfast had a net negative impact on my life today. How do you feel about breakfast, board? Breakfast today was pretty insipid and uninspiring (Muesli) Breakfast yesterday, on the other hand, was absolutley magnificent (Full English at the local farm shop) My liver holds a different opinion to me - I'm intending to batter into submission next weekend with mulled wine, more cooked breakfast, and whatever passes for beer at Twickenham at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Scot A Ellison Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 BACON!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Stark Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 I don't know what kind of false dietary advice pages you read, but they must be many. Clearly, lunch is the Worst meal of the day, and there are lots and lots of internet polls to prove it is so. You shouldn't believe everything the breakfast hating media writes, cos they are aligned with the lunch-loving illuminati and have secret agendas, in which they will take over the world through lunch restaurant chains. I proudly wear my breakfast cereal hat everywhere I go. Haters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Fools. Leave Breakfast behind and you'll have an extra £3.50 in the fund for the lunch of champions. Also, no mention of tea with the OP's breakfast? What kind of barbarian are you?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereward Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 I thought everyone started the day with devilled kidneys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deedles Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Or kedgeree my dear man. i grudgingly eat horrible porridge at work, and live for the weekend breakfast. Eggs are essential, whether sweet or savoury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datepalm Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 I don't understand cereal with milk either. Or cereal alone. Or milk alone. None of these are foods. I actually had an excellent breakfast. Admittedly this is because I worked from home and didn't have to be anywhere until 2 and so had it at 1. Had I had it earlier it would have probably been awful. I even managed to take a coffee mug thing on the bus with me, which gives me a sense of competent adulthood and general adequacy like literally nothing else I do. I only manage it once every few weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljkeane Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 29 minutes ago, Deedles said: Or kedgeree my dear man. I've never had kedgeree but it does look very nice. Unfortunately it's definitely beyond my culinary skills so I'd have to find somewhere it's available to buy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereward Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Why not just have your man rustle some up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigima Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Breakfast in general is a delight, king of meals and incontrovertible proof that there is a supreme being who loves us. Your breakfast sounds kind of crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 I breakfasted on a chocolate croissant and coffee. It was lovely. There was no harm involved. Breakfast should involve two of the following three groups, and then all is well: Bacon Chocolate Cheese Oh, and coffee and/or tea are obviously mandatory to ensure lack of harm...mainly to others though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiDisaster Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Unless you count coffee I never eat breakfast. I'd have to get up earlier to do so and I'd rather have the extra sleep. Breakfast foods are good though and brinner is awesome every once in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereward Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 24 minutes ago, Mlle. Zabzie said: I breakfasted on a chocolate croissant and coffee. It was lovely. There was no harm involved. Breakfast should involve two of the following three groups, and then all is well: Bacon Chocolate Cheese Oh, and coffee and/or tea are obviously mandatory to ensure lack of harm...mainly to others though. http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01438/fullenglish_1438972c.jpg Breakfast of champions, yet it fails your test. Therefore, your test is flawed. QED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 27 minutes ago, Hereward said: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01438/fullenglish_1438972c.jpg Breakfast of champions, yet it fails your test. Therefore, your test is flawed. QED I can revise Bacon to Pork of some variety. That fix it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Mlle. Zabzie said: I can revise Bacon to Pork of some variety. That fix it? There was bacon on that breakfast it lacked either chocolate or cheese. caffeine of some kind is essential for my own wellbeing as well as the wellbeing of those around me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mladen Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Lyanna Stark said: I don't know what kind of false dietary advice pages you read, but they must be many. Clearly, lunch is the Worst meal of the day, and there are lots and lots of internet polls to prove it is so. You shouldn't believe everything the breakfast hating media writes, cos they are aligned with the lunch-loving illuminati and have secret agendas, in which they will take over the world through lunch restaurant chains. I proudly wear my breakfast cereal hat everywhere I go. Haters! Give me a break. Breakfast Nazis and Lunch fascist have been working to kill the joy of dinner for decades now. There was a time I tried to loose some weight and did breakfast smoothies for entire month. It was nice... Until I realized how much I miss prosciutto and smoked cheese. Or nutella Today's breakfast was burek... That is a King of Balkan breakfasts... http://visitmycountry.net/bosnia_herzegovina/de/images/stories/hrana/burek/photos/burek_01.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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