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Dating: to play the part of the one who doesn't wait

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It would be quite a large cabinet to fit all the heads of our conquests inside. More like Momby's hallway thing of heads in Return to Oz

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On 09/06/2017 at 8:36 PM, Lily Valley said:

I can't get the quote function to work, but I keep reading "moped collection" as "moping collection.  In my head there is a glass cabinet with Lyanna's, Kay Fury's and my ex-boyfriends.  They are all frowning and muttering to themselves.

Ahahahahah, yeah they prolly would. Nice collection, too, I imagine, and not for the faint of heart. :P

EDIT: Actually let me retract "nice" :P (at least on the parts I am responsible for. Dunno about yous guys' stuff. )

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57 minutes ago, Lyanna Stark said:

Ahahahahah, yeah they prolly would. Nice collection, too, I imagine, and not for the faint of heart. :P

EDIT: Actually let me retract "nice" :P (at least on the parts I am responsible for. Dunno about yous guys' stuff. )

:waves hand vaguely:  There's a range.  Impressive numbers anyway.

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22 hours ago, Lyanna Stark said:

Ahahahahah, yeah they prolly would. Nice collection, too, I imagine, and not for the faint of heart. :P

EDIT: Actually let me retract "nice" :P (at least on the parts I am responsible for. Dunno about yous guys' stuff. )

Well, my exes are all good looking and interesting (or at least were when I had them, many have gone steeply downhill in the looks department since), but most of them are terrible human beings. There are a couple gems who were also nice who I would spare a beheading

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5 hours ago, Kelli Fury said:

Well, my exes are all good looking and interesting (or at least were when I had them, many have gone steeply downhill in the looks department since), but most of them are terrible human beings. There are a couple gems who were also nice who I would spare a beheading

What happened, bad lifestyle?

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1 hour ago, Red Tiger said:

What happened, bad lifestyle?

Some bad lifestyle, some just got hit with aging, some lost the hairline lottery. I, however, am as lovely as ever

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1 hour ago, Kelli Fury said:

Some bad lifestyle, some just got hit with aging, some lost the hairline lottery. I, however, am as lovely as ever

Ah, the subtle wrath of bad karma.

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Native cheekbones just get better with age and the sun doesn't damage our skin as much as all those pale Scandinavian Minnesota boys. One day I will wake up having aged all at once, like my people generally do, but I get to be cute past my time. It also helps that I'm childless, pescetarian, and straightedge. My childless aunt didn't get a gray hair until she was almost 50 and she lives on vodka, cigarettes, and keno machines. So I'm confident I can hold the line as long as she did.

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No pork, no drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes and no caffeine + ye ol' black don't crack. It all seems to be adding up nicely so far.

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Welp, in reference to my previously mentioned situation, turns out she's a 9/11 truther. So, bullet dodged I guess?

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17 hours ago, Liffguard said:

Welp, in reference to my previously mentioned situation, turns out she's a 9/11 truther. So, bullet dodged I guess?

Wow.  You should ask her about the melting point of steel beams, see if she suddenly does her best impression of a structural engineer. 

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On June 12, 2017 at 1:13 AM, Kelli Fury said:

Native cheekbones just get better with age and the sun doesn't damage our skin as much as all those pale Scandinavian Minnesota boys. One day I will wake up having aged all at once, like my people generally do, but I get to be cute past my time. It also helps that I'm childless, pescetarian, and straightedge. My childless aunt didn't get a gray hair until she was almost 50 and she lives on vodka, cigarettes, and keno machines. So I'm confident I can hold the line as long as she did.

Ah, the power of melanin. It's great, isn't it?

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