A True Kaniggit Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 I didn't want to be the one to tell you, but it's time you knew the truth. It wasn't Sand People that murdered your aunt and uncle. It was Big Moisture. Big Moisture had been buying up all of the smaller moisture farms in the area and your aunt and uncle were the only holdouts. No matter how much Big Moisture offered, your aunt and uncle refused to sell. Finally Big Moisture hired thugs to scare them off the land. Things escalated and your aunt and uncle wound up dead. They framed the Sand People in order to avoid murder charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhom Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Just now, A True Kaniggit said: I didn't want to be the one to tell you, but it's time you knew the truth. It wasn't Sand People that murdered your aunt and uncle. It was Big Moisture. Big Moisture had been buying up all of the smaller moisture farms in the area and your aunt and uncle were the only holdouts. No matter how much Big Moisture offered, your aunt and uncle refused to sell. Finally Big Moisture hired thugs to scare them off the land. Things escalated and your aunt and uncle wound up dead. They framed the Sand People in order to avoid murder charges. This is either the origin story for Manhole the Super Hero or the beginning of a mash up of Dune/The Pelican Brief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 13 minutes ago, A True Kaniggit said: I didn't want to be the one to tell you, but it's time you knew the truth. It wasn't Sand People that murdered your aunt and uncle. It was Big Moisture. Big Moisture had been buying up all of the smaller moisture farms in the area and your aunt and uncle were the only holdouts. No matter how much Big Moisture offered, your aunt and uncle refused to sell. Finally Big Moisture hired thugs to scare them off the land. Things escalated and your aunt and uncle wound up dead. They framed the Sand People in order to avoid murder charges. GODDAMMIT! Does this mean I have to stop murdering Sand People? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 29 minutes ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: GODDAMMIT! Does this mean I have to stop murdering Sand People? Nah. I don't see how that follows. It's not like Sand People are real people anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astromech Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: GODDAMMIT! Does this mean I have to stop murdering Sand People? They drew first blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 6 hours ago, Rhom said: This is either the origin story for Manhole the Super Hero or the beginning of a mash up of Dune/The Pelican Brief. 5 hours ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: GODDAMMIT! Does this mean I have to stop murdering Sand People? I am cooyrighting the naming rights now. EUNUCHSBANE: Manhole Rising [Tagline] Blood Doesn't Vaporize Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 11 minutes ago, Pony Queen Jace said: I am cooyrighting the naming rights now. EUNUCHSBANE: Manhole Rising [Tagline] Blood Doesn't Vaporize Goddammit, I like it! Have your people call my people. We'll do that lunch thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetyrPunkinhead Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 17 hours ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: Goddammit, I like it! Have your people call my people. We'll do that lunch thing. Well, it looks like moisture evaporators may pay off for you in the end after all. See if you can lock down Nicole Kidman to play your Aunt in the movie. She's got a lot of heat on her now since the Lion Oscar nom and Big Little Lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 7 minutes ago, PetyrPunkinhead said: Well, it looks like moisture evaporators may pay off for you in the end after all. See if you can lock down Nicole Kidman to play your Aunt in the movie. She's got a lot of heat on her now since the Lion Oscar nom and Big Little Lies. I spent all morning and into the late afternoon manually switching all the collectors to vaporate mode as opposed to evaporate. CURSE YOU BIG MOISTURE! I'm hoping this adjustment results in a profit margin that will allow me to purchase that R5 unit the next time the jawas shuttle through. Going to roll with the working theory that the Sand People are in cahoots with BIG MOISTURE for the time being, as I don't think I can break my murderous habit cold turkey. Baby steps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetyrPunkinhead Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 8 minutes ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: I spent all morning and into the late afternoon manually switching all the collectors to vaporate mode as opposed to evaporate. CURSE YOU BIG MOISTURE! I'm hoping this adjustment results in a profit margin that will allow me to purchase that R5 unit the next time the jawas shuttle through. Going to roll with the working theory that the Sand People are in cahoots with BIG MOISTURE for the time being, as I don't think I can break my murderous habit cold turkey. Baby steps. Glad you're getting those vaporators actually vaporating! Knowing is half the battle. And definitely take a break from the killing enough to at least lock down a treatment of your life story. Regardless of any doubts, I suggest keeping Big Moisture as the shadow murderers pulling the strings of the Sand People. Those leftist Rebellion types eat that shit up. It'll make millions of credits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: I spent all morning and into the late afternoon manually switching all the collectors to vaporate mode as opposed to evaporate. CURSE YOU BIG MOISTURE! I'm hoping this adjustment results in a profit margin that will allow me to purchase that R5 unit the next time the jawas shuttle through. Going to roll with the working theory that the Sand People are in cahoots with BIG MOISTURE for the time being, as I don't think I can break my murderous habit cold turkey. Baby steps. My studio is a business of conscious and will not encourage the funneling of money to Jawas. I'm afraid our deal must be put on hold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Pony Queen Jace said: My studio is a business of conscious and will not encourage the funneling of money to Jawas. I'm afraid our deal must be put on hold. Are you an anti-jawite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 19 minutes ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: Are you an anti-jawite? As soon as the jaws stop manipulation of the world markets, I'll stop my "anti-jawatic" comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen'ari Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 11 hours ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: I spent all morning and into the late afternoon manually switching all the collectors to vaporate mode as opposed to evaporate. CURSE YOU BIG MOISTURE! I'm hoping this adjustment results in a profit margin that will allow me to purchase that R5 unit the next time the jawas shuttle through. Going to roll with the working theory that the Sand People are in cahoots with BIG MOISTURE for the time being, as I don't think I can break my murderous habit cold turkey. Baby steps. Just to make you feel better, the Empire wants your tax return filed, there's unfortunately a 5% rise, building Death Stars isn't cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Disney Releases Detailed Model of Star Wars Land... http://io9.gizmodo.com/heres-your-first-look-at-an-insanely-detailed-model-of-1796906343?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark /Looking good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Behind the scenes trailer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astromech Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Damn, twist my rubber arm. Looks amazing, but emotional seeing Carrie Fisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurktan Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 I suppose I'd be more excited if the script hadn't leaked, Mark Hamill hadn't come out and said the character of Luke has been essentially destroyed, or basically if I thought they would even try to make a thematic resonance between this one and 2 and 5 instead of a straight copy (Abrams certainly failed at that in 7) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdyphillip Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Slurktan said: I suppose I'd be more excited if the script hadn't leaked, Mark Hamill hadn't come out and said the character of Luke has been essentially destroyed, or basically if I thought they would even try to make a thematic resonance between this one and 2 and 5 instead of a straight copy (Abrams certainly failed at that in 7) This is such a tired trend... I have now seen A Force Awakens 97 times, and it most certainly isn't a "copy" of the original Star Wars. Also, if your complaint is that it is too much like the greatest movie ever made, your argument is weak to begin with, not to mention inaccurate. This is a Star Wars news day. Feel free to pass it up if you don't like the movies. Speaking of news... There was very little mention of the Han Solo movie today at D23. I am thinking at this point that we will probably get an announcement in the next few months that it will be pushed back. The good news is that this December looks like it is going to have and amazing and emotional movie released. I teared up today seeing the behind the scenes Carrie Fisher footage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Howdyphillip said: This is such a tired trend... I have now seen A Force Awakens 97 times, and it most certainly isn't a "copy" of the original Star Wars. Also, if your complaint is that it is too much like the greatest movie ever made, your argument is weak to begin with, not to mention inaccurate. This is a Star Wars news day. Feel free to pass it up if you don't like the movies. Eh, I have the same fear as Slurktan. I want something much more original than TFA, and I hope this movie is that. Just to clarify, I enjoyed TFA, but by the final act, the symmetry between it and A New Hope got to be a bit jarring. It is a viable criticism, methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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