John Suburbs Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 ...the tip gets snow in the summertime ...his urologist is a sherpa ...it graduated a year ahead of him in high school ...it has a lobby and an elevator ...you have to be 48 inches tall to ride it ...he can stand on the Wall and get a BJ in King's Landing ...it doesn't return Bill Gate's phone calls ...ships use it to find their way into harbor ...one side never sees the sun ...the tip has only seen his balls in pictures ...it's been subdivided into condominiums ...he can lose a leg in battle and still drive a manual shift ...he can wear it as a necktie ...you can cut it in two and count the rings to tell how old he is ...the government is suing it for anti-trust violations ...it has its own member that's still bigger than yours ...Steven Hawking doesn't even have a theory about it ...it fired Donald Trump ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Har! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Historia I Reiss Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Maybe Tormund is Jons real father, as his member was long enough to reach Lyanna in the tower of joy. Defeated, Rhaegar had to admit that only Tormund had the manhood to produce the prince who was promised, who knows the Song of Ice and Fire, which is about making sweet sweet love with a Targaryen and a Other at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Queen Historia I Reiss said: Maybe Tormund is Jons real father, as his member was long enough to reach Lyanna in the tower of joy. Defeated, Rhaegar had to admit that only Tormund had the manhood to produce the prince who was promised, who knows the Song of Ice and Fire, which is about making sweet sweet love with a Targaryen and a Other at the same time. No, no, no... You've got it all wrong... Tormund's mighty member is the member that was promised. The Myrish swamp is Nissa Nissa. The other two heads of the dragon are the fat pink mast and the floppy fish. But only the former is the true steel. The latter is the mummer's member. See? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Universal Sword Donor Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Great thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Snowflake Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 ....when he wakes up to start each day, he wields the real sword of the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootaloo Stark Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I wanted to quote me from the other Joke Thread, but my tablet won't let me, so I'll repeat it. It's called the Reach because that's how far Tormund's member reaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Walter of AShwood Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I always thought the Hightower of Oldtown was a full-schale replica of Tormunds member... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOVMO Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 HAR! https://www.amazon.com/Penis-Richard-Jacob-Thomas-April/dp/B00CB5Z08Y/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1484753605&sr=8-1&keywords=huge+penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Posted this on the other joke thread, didn't realize this one was started. On a scale of 1-10, how does Tormund rate his member? He can't count that high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf of the Steppes Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 11 hours ago, The Pimp that was Promised said: ....when he wakes up to start each day, he wields the real sword of the morning. Hilarious..... 15 hours ago, Queen Historia I Reiss said: Maybe Tormund is Jons real father, as his member was long enough to reach Lyanna in the tower of joy. Defeated, Rhaegar had to admit that only Tormund had the manhood to produce the prince who was promised, who knows the Song of Ice and Fire, which is about making sweet sweet love with a Targaryen and a Other at the same time. No.....Tormund's member IS the Tower of Joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 23 minutes ago, Wolf of the Steppes said: No.....Tormund's member IS the Tower of Joy. Not the whoresbane? (This thread is so gonna get locked.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maester Vargo Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 ...Chuck Norris is impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf of the Steppes Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Lost Melnibonean said: Not the whoresbane? (This thread is so gonna get locked.) Ahhh, that's probable too..... Yep, there's a distinct possibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maester Vargo Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 ... it dwarfs the Wall. ... the Hightower shall henceforth be known as the Itty-Bitty Tower. ... the Mountain That Rides cannot mount it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Maester Vargo said: ...Chuck Norris is impressed. fantastic!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Fossoway Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 ... It's not actually snow what you're standing in the far north... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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