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Tormund's Member is So Big...


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...the tip gets snow in the summertime

...his urologist is a sherpa

...it graduated a year ahead of him in high school

...it has a lobby and an elevator

...you have to be 48 inches tall to ride it

...he can stand on the Wall and get a BJ in King's Landing

...it doesn't return Bill Gate's phone calls

...ships use it to find their way into harbor

...one side never sees the sun

...the tip has only seen his balls in pictures

...it's been subdivided into condominiums

...he can lose a leg in battle and still drive a manual shift

...he can wear it as a necktie

...you can cut it in two and count the rings to tell how old he is

...the government is suing it for anti-trust violations

...it has its own member that's still bigger than yours

...Steven Hawking doesn't even have a theory about it

...it fired Donald Trump

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Maybe Tormund is Jons real father, as his member was long enough to reach Lyanna in the tower of joy. Defeated, Rhaegar had to admit that only Tormund had the manhood to produce the prince who was promised, who knows the Song of Ice and Fire, which is about making sweet sweet love with a Targaryen and a Other at the same time. 

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3 minutes ago, Queen Historia I Reiss said:

Maybe Tormund is Jons real father, as his member was long enough to reach Lyanna in the tower of joy. Defeated, Rhaegar had to admit that only Tormund had the manhood to produce the prince who was promised, who knows the Song of Ice and Fire, which is about making sweet sweet love with a Targaryen and a Other at the same time. 

No, no, no... You've got it all wrong... Tormund's mighty member is the member that was promised. The Myrish swamp is Nissa Nissa. The other two heads of the dragon are the fat pink mast and the floppy fish. But only the former is the true steel. The latter is the mummer's member. See? 

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11 hours ago, The Pimp that was Promised said:

....when he wakes up to start each day, he wields the real sword of the morning.

 

 

Hilarious.....

15 hours ago, Queen Historia I Reiss said:

Maybe Tormund is Jons real father, as his member was long enough to reach Lyanna in the tower of joy. Defeated, Rhaegar had to admit that only Tormund had the manhood to produce the prince who was promised, who knows the Song of Ice and Fire, which is about making sweet sweet love with a Targaryen and a Other at the same time. 

No.....Tormund's member IS the Tower of Joy. :D

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