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is jaimeL a bourgeois pig?


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i propose that he is. i further propose that a committee be formed to investigate this matter, and should it be found necessary, punish jaimeL for his capitalist sympathies. until such time as this committee can be formed and complete its investigation, all party members in good standing should treat these accusations against jaimeL as fact, and act accordingly in their dealings with this nefarious character.

one final proposal: this thread should remain open indefinitely, both for the purpose of gathering evidence against jaimeL, as well as for the purpose of naming and providing evidence against other imperialist dogs who may be hiding amongst our ranks.

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7 minutes ago, Whiskeyjack said:

Recent quote from Jaime that almost definitely isn't taken out of context:  "Yeah . . . I'd just be shooting people indiscriminately."

 

would he be doing this indiscriminate shooting with or without committee approval?

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Anyone who reads my posts would know I'm a bourgeois pig. I mostly post about sports, and people think it's because I'm into the NBA or NFL, but really it's because I only identify with organizations composed entirely of millionaires and billionaires. Hell I run a fantasy football league on this very board with the sole purposes of keeping the common man (by which I mean Jaxom) out. I did advise WJ that I'd shoot indscriminately if I were him. But he left out the context - what I meant is if you can't hire some unwashed proletariat to do it for you.  

While we're on the subject of my interests, I don't think I've shared my favorite quote. It's from Vin Scully:

“Socialism failing to work, as it always does, this time in Venezuela. You talk about giving everybody something free and all of a sudden, there’s no food to eat. And who do you think is the richest person in Venezuela? The daughter of Hugo Chavez. Hello! Anyway, 0-and-2.”

The man is a delight, would you not agree Solokin?

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19 minutes ago, Jaime L said:

Anyone who reads my posts would know I'm a bourgeois pig. I mostly post about sports, and people think it's because I'm into the NBA or NFL, but really it's because I only identify with organizations composed entirely of millionaires and billionaires. Hell I run a fantasy football league on this very board with the sole purposes of keeping the common man (by which I mean Jaxom) out. I did advise WJ that I'd shoot indscriminately if I were him. But he left out the context - what I meant is if you can't hire some unwashed proletariat to do it for you.  

While we're on the subject of my interests, I don't think I've shared my favorite quote. It's from Vin Scully:

 

 

The man is a delight, would you not agree Solokin?

Speaking truth to power, one inning at a time. 

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the first tactic invariably used by filthy capitalist swine is to attempt to muddy the proverbial waters with lies and half-truths. herein we see jaimeL first attempt to curry favor with the proletariat by expressing his distaste for the known reprobate jaxom, then move on to falsely paint a great hero of the revolution with the brush of western degeneracy. the bourgeois intelligentsia still believe that we the people are so easily fooled by their tricks, but we shall see who is laughing once the committee has made its ruling. 

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13 minutes ago, solokin said:

first we must form an exploratory committee to identify and debate the merits of party members worthy of appointment to the investigative committee.

Can I join? 

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1 minute ago, larrytheimp said:

I nominate that Kurt Cobain dude

pursuant to an earlier ruling by the committee on party eligibility, dead people, while still allowed to apply for party membership, are no longer allowed to serve on party committees.

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No! I will defend JL to my dying breath! I can prove he is not a bourgeois pig. Why just the other day he said to me 'I don't even like to be seen with pigs; they are so autre. No one who is anyone will be seen with anything but llamas these days.'

Further, and I think this should put paid to this whole idea, he later said something to the effect of 'While it's undoubtedly true that I am a bourgeois pig, what people don't seem to take into consideration is....' Eh, I can't remember how this ended, tbh, we were being tuk-tuked by some labourers and JL's words were lost behind his scented handkerchief, though I think I heard the phrases 'loitering plebs' and 'why we did away with transportation I'll never understand' but I'm sure w/e it was was real power to the people stuff. 

Don't worry Jaime, I got this.

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2 hours ago, Jaime L said:

Anyone who reads my posts would know I'm a bourgeois pig. I mostly post about sports, and people think it's because I'm into the NBA or NFL, but really it's because I only identify with organizations composed entirely of millionaires and billionaires. Hell I run a fantasy football league on this very board with the sole purposes of keeping the common man (by which I mean Jaxom) out. I did advise WJ that I'd shoot indscriminately if I were him. But he left out the context - what I meant is if you can't hire some unwashed proletariat to do it for you.  

While we're on the subject of my interests, I don't think I've shared my favorite quote. It's from Vin Scully:

 

 

The man is a delight, would you not agree Solokin?

Wait. How the he'll did I get referenced at all in this?  You all saw!  I've been acknowledged!  Haha!

Oh and Jamie is totally bourgeois...

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