Fragile Bird Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Hey, he's having a tough time of it. Show some love! Stolen: Roses are rigged, Violets are rigged, Everything's rigged. Sad. Love, Donald Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Week Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Some love from Pence - reposting because I cannot write anything funnier: http://jezebel.com/how-to-treat-mother-right-on-saint-valentines-day-1792342545 First half - follow the link for the list. Quote This is an article about Mother, my wife and lover under Christ. When you are lucky enough to a have a Mother, you must treat her right and with proper respect. Not everyone has a Mother, but I do. I feel lucky to have Mother. Mother and I have a special relationship. We met at Church, where else is there. I saw her brown hair sitting on top of her head like the back half of a cat and thought, “There she is, Mother.” She carried around a golden cross with the word “yes” on it awaiting my proposal, which eventually came, like all men do (God said we must). It is because of Mother that I may have such a busy career in politics and evangelizing. Mother keeps the house clean and the things in order. When I go to work every day, Mother dusts every crucifix in the house, pulls a roast out of the oven and keeps it hot with magic, and then sits on the couch waiting for me to come home. Mother is very special, especially when you think about how many women in the world are whores. That is why it is so important to make her feel appreciated on Saint Valentine’s Day, which is like Christmas but for genital soaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted February 14, 2017 Author Share Posted February 14, 2017 Oh gawd that was awful! Is there no love, or at least, sarcasm, out there for the Beloved Orange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fragile Bird Posted February 14, 2017 Author Share Posted February 14, 2017 Trump to Flynn: Roses are red, But they can turn black, If you don't resign, I'll give you a smack. Flynn to Trump Roses are red, Loyalty too, But Mr. President, Shove yours, fuck you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squab Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Trump to media: Roses are red, For f***s sake, My shits real, Yours, fake Media to Trump: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Whatever you say, Nobody likes you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 (Stolen from someone else) edit NSFW dear donald, https://mobile.twitter.com/eminemobama/status/831511004966174722 from, all of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKitttenGuard Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Sean Spicer: Roses are Blue Violets are Red The President had this belief for a long time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martell Spy Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Another Reason to Be Thankful You’re Not Married to Donald Trump Jr. http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/02/donald-trump-jr-shows-off-valentines-day-bed.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 4 hours ago, Martell Spy said: Another Reason to Be Thankful You’re Not Married to Donald Trump Jr. http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/02/donald-trump-jr-shows-off-valentines-day-bed.html This is why you married a billionaire's kid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Roses are red Violets are blue I'm blowing chunks From me to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 On 2/14/2017 at 2:43 PM, supernintendo chalmers said: (Stolen from someone else) edit NSFW dear donald, https://mobile.twitter.com/eminemobama/status/831511004966174722 from, all of us WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 http://imgur.com/hwRhk39 Trump Pie Yes, I drew it; maybe I can move on now. But not yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted February 18, 2017 Author Share Posted February 18, 2017 Nice job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westerosi Coast Gangster Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 I'm not really political, but the liberals on this board are really salty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Donald Trump to Everyone Roses are red. I read a lot too. People say I read more than anyone else. One time a guy told me that maybe that's why I know more than anyone else about so many things. I don't know. Maybe. But when people say I am the smartest, I remember what that guy said and I realize that it's not just something you're born with, you have to excercise your brain like I do all the time. That's how I became smarter than everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 5 hours ago, Westerosi Coast Gangster said: I'm not really political, but the liberals on this board are really salty. For some of us, it's not just a matter of being "political". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westerosi Coast Gangster Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, Knight of Ashes said: For some of us, it's not just a matter of being "political". what is the matter ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 12 minutes ago, Westerosi Coast Gangster said: what is the matter ? Pardon me, feeling highly sensitive on the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westerosi Coast Gangster Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 13 minutes ago, Knight of Ashes said: Pardon me, feeling highly sensitive on the subject. which subject? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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