Ser Loras The Gay Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Here let's take a look at the best crackpots ever invented by the fandom. One of the best i've seen was one about Ned Stark being alive, and the person killed by the executiner was a FM hired by Varys. And Ned is the caped man of winterfell, killing people for revenge. Please share your ideas and crackpots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Martell's son Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Ned being alive Rhaego being alive Rhaegar being alive Drogo being alive Quentyn being alive Tywin being alive Robb being alive Syrio being alive Grey wind being alive Mance=Rhaegar Euron=Dario Euron=everyone Dario=everyone Bran with time travel powers Bloodraven warging everyone and everything The others being misunderstood The CTOF being evil Aegon being a blackfyre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Loras The Gay Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 24 minutes ago, Dorian Martell's son said: Aegon being a blackfyre I LOL'D SO HARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Martell's son Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ser Loras The Gay said: I LOL'D SO HARD why tho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renly's Banana Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 I haven't seen anyone mention Preston's latest insane ramble about Euron using gallons of blood and Damphair as live bait to summon giant krakens from the ocean. Then using Damphair to telepathically control them or something? Idk I zoned out hard towards the end. My favorite more REALISTIC theories are Varys and/or Ilyrio and/or his wife being Blackfyre descendants that are directly related to Aegon. Also congrats on your proper new gay name.. Ser Loras.. The Gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangover of the Morning Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 I wholeheartedly support the Nuncle Island theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Loras The Gay Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Dorian Martell's son said: why tho? Because this forum in general thinks this as a theory, not crackpot. But it's true tho, they don't have hard evidence in the text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Loras The Gay Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Renly's Banana said: I haven't seen anyone mention Preston's latest insane ramble about Euron using gallons of blood and Damphair as live bait to summon giant krakens from the ocean. Then using Damphair to telepathically control them or something? Idk I zoned out hard towards the end. Wtf? Summon krakens? I've never even heard of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangover of the Morning Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 The most preposterous and depressing crackpot I read recently was that Ser Pounce will die before he defeats the Others and ends the Long Night. Boggles my mind. How could people even come up with these crazy scenarios. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Martell's son Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 21 minutes ago, Ser Loras The Gay said: Because this forum in general thinks this as a theory, not crackpot. But it's true tho, they don't have hard evidence in the text. OI know, I was being sarcastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lannister Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Dorian Martell's son said: Syrio being alive I'm not saying I'm convinced on this one, but it's not some of the insane crackpottery that we see. It would explain how Jaqen was in the Black Cells and why he was inexplicably interested in Arya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Loras The Gay Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, Hangover of the Morning said: The most preposterous and depressing crackpot I read recently was that Ser Pounce will die before he defeats the Others and ends the Long Night. Boggles my mind. How could people even come up with these crazy scenarios. Too much time without a new book, that's why. 2 minutes ago, Dorian Martell's son said: OI know, I was being sarcastic Oh, I didn't catch the sarcasm. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Martell's son Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 12 minutes ago, Lord Lannister said: I'm not saying I'm convinced on this one, but it's not some of the insane crackpottery that we see. It would explain how Jaqen was in the Black Cells and why he was inexplicably interested in Arya. It is Schrodinger's Syrio. GRRM literally had nothing else to write about him, and after years of fans asking if he was alive and Jaqen he took the standard cop out and left it up to the reader. So Syrio is both dead and alive in the novel 13 minutes ago, Ser Loras The Gay said: Oh, I didn't catch the sarcasm. haha I never remember to use the sarcasm font Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Loras The Gay Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 I believe PJ has a video where he tries to prove that Quentyn Martell is still alive. I've never watched the video, but HOW he could possibly think that's true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Martell's son Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Ser Loras The Gay said: I believe PJ has a video where he tries to prove that Quentyn Martell is still alive. I've never watched the video, but HOW he could possibly think that's true? Right, gotta edit that one in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Loras The Gay Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Dorian Martell's son said: Mance=Rhaegar How? HOW? Please link me with this theory I want to burst my sides with laughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therae Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Ser Loras The Gay said: One of the best i've seen was one about Ned Stark being alive, and the person killed by the executiner was a FM hired by Varys. Wait...what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Anybody remember when people speculated that Jon and Meera are twins (or Irish twins) because both the actors that portray them in the series have curly hair? At one point there was also talk whether Varys was actually a woman and Faegon was his and Illyrio's son. 1 hour ago, Renly's Banana said: I haven't seen anyone mention Preston's latest insane ramble about Euron using gallons of blood and Damphair as live bait to summon giant krakens from the ocean. Then using Damphair to telepathically control them or something? Idk I zoned out hard towards the end. My favorite more REALISTIC theories are Varys and/or Ilyrio and/or his wife being Blackfyre descendants that are directly related to Aegon. Also congrats on your proper new gay name.. Ser Loras.. The Gay. Because to mention that I'd have to watch those videos, and I'd rather get the Oberyn treatment than subjecting myself to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Martell's son Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ser Loras The Gay said: How? HOW? Please link me with this theory I want to burst my sides with laughter My fav part is "in my research of the subject I have found that most discussions about MR=RT devolve into a bunch of people dismissing the theory and repeating the same few arguments e.g., GRRM said Rhaegar was burned, Mance had his own backstory and grew up on the wall, and that GRRM simply wouldn't write it like this. None of those are that good of arguments and I'd be happy to discuss why, I just hope this thread doesn't get overrun with naysayers who aren't contributing to the conversation." I don't know why, but for some reason, lots of users on this forum are willing to disregard what is written the book and even clarifications the author makes if they contradict their precious theory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Loras The Gay Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Orphalesion said: At one point there was also talk whether Varys was actually a woman and Faegon was his and Illyrio's son. 1 hour ago, Renly's Banana said: Wait, what? 2 minutes ago, Therae said: Wait...what? It's a crackpottery thread. The "theories" don't have to make any sense. I liked the idea of the theory because it was too absurd. Tell us one crackpot that you really enjoy, it doesn't need any proof. It just needs to be, at least something that wasn't explicitly said in the books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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