Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, Myshkin said: Hey did you guys know that the Giants are currently 2 1/2 games behind the Padres? I have it on mediocre authority that you collect toenail clippings and keep them as pets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 I've also heard tell that you favor Kraft Singles over every other type of cheese, which really shouldn't surprise me, yet it offends me deeply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Today the Rockies played the Giants. If the Rockies lost the Dodgers would move into a tie with them for first place. I still rooted for the Rockies, and they rewarded me by tearing Hunter Pence's heart out. Question: is Hunter Pence the even more evil spawn of Mike Pence? It seems likely to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 37 minutes ago, Myshkin said: Today the Rockies played the Giants. If the Rockies lost the Dodgers would move into a tie with them for first place. I still rooted for the Rockies, and they rewarded me by tearing Hunter Pence's heart out. Question: is Hunter Pence the even more evil spawn of Mike Pence? It seems likely to me. Once again, you're meddling in affairs that are not your own. You short-sighted, black-hearted fool. Your soft and flabby little collection of soulless mamby-pambys are going to need help overcoming the Rockies and the D-bags. Your hatred will be your undoing. And you will have no one but your self to blame in the end. May Maglubiyet, Lord of Depth and Darkness have mercy on your misbegotten little malformed soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Starting to think this Bellinger kid might pan out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Fuck me with a sharpened fungo bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Were I an opposing manager I just wouldn't pitch to Bellinger anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 I mean seriously, just pencil in Bellinger for at least 1 HR every night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Not to be outdone by Cody, Corey has hit 3 HRs tonight. Also, I move that we rename Cody to Corey Bellinger. Then we can call them the two Coreys. Right now I'm calling them C&C Holding Company, which is pretty good, but I feel the two Coreys is even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, Myshkin said: Also, I move that we rename Cody to Corey Bellinger. Then we can call them the two Coreys. Right now I'm calling them C&C Holding Company, which is pretty good, but I feel the two Coreys is even better. The two Coreys is solid. We can reference some of their best films once they get bounced out of the playoffs, like The Lost Boys and License to Suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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