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I found out my old coworker's son was killed in a murder-suicide (him being the murdered) by his roommate. He was 19. A niece, I think, of the coworker said they believe the son was trying to stop the roommate from committing suicide, who I guess purposely shot him or his death wouldn't have been ruled a homicide? I haven't noticed any memorial services or obituaries for the roommate, I guess partly because everyone thinks he's a bastard now.

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Why, for the love of god, do they still put uncomfortable tags inside of the sides of fancy shirts that suggest that you cut them off?

I’ve got a great idea.

Wait for it.

Wait For It…

WAIT. FOR. IT!

Don’t put those damn tags inside of the shirts!  

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2 minutes ago, Risto said:

I haven't bought anything wolf-related in three months. I need something wolf-related. Suggestions, please :D 

Wolf blanket. My younger brother likes wolves and he has one of these. It's a blanket that is entirely compromised of a wolf face staring at you. 

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22 hours ago, A True Kaniggit said:

Wolf blanket. My younger brother likes wolves and he has one of these. It's a blanket that is entirely compromised of a wolf face staring at you. 

That is nice, although I swore to my family that now I am approaching 30ies, I will have regular sheets and blankets.

22 hours ago, Tywin et al. said:

I had a professor who only wore wolf themed t-shirts. He was cool! 

We, wolf-people, are so cool :D

19 hours ago, drawkcabi said:

There's this new book out about Trump...

I once watched Wolves of Wall Street movie (not the one with diCaprio) and it was so bad. Have no idea how this relates to orange pumpkin. I just thought it was worth of mentioning.

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On ‎1‎/‎2‎/‎2018 at 3:52 AM, A True Kaniggit said:

It's warm by the fire. But to keep the fire going I have to run out in 19F weather to get more logs. Pretty sure my only option is to freeze to death. 

Wait. You're an effin' penguin buddy boy!

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27 minutes ago, Fragile Bird said:

Wait. You're an effin' penguin buddy boy!

Hey, I'm a Louisianian Penguin. The fact I'm a penguin at all is the only reason I'm still breathing right now. Winter for me is supposed to be a couple weeks a year when it's a good idea to where a jacket, not even a necessity. This below freezing business needs to stay up north where it belongs.

 

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1 minute ago, A True Kaniggit said:

Hey, I'm a Louisianian Penguin. The fact I'm a penguin at all is the only reason I'm still breathing right now. Winter for me is supposed to be a couple weeks a year when it's a good idea to where a jacket, not even a necessity. This below freezing business needs to stay up north where it belongs.

 

Up here we talk about how many times wood heats you- when fell it, when you buck and haul it, when you split it, when you carry it in, and when you burn it.

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14 minutes ago, A True Kaniggit said:

Hey, I'm a Louisianian Penguin. The fact I'm a penguin at all is the only reason I'm still breathing right now. Winter for me is supposed to be a couple weeks a year when it's a good idea to where a jacket, not even a necessity. This below freezing business needs to stay up north where it belongs.

 

Hmmm, you can't be that penguin, Louisiana don't have counties...

 

1 hour ago, Risto said:

I once watched Wolves of Wall Street movie (not the one with diCaprio) and it was so bad. Have no idea how this relates to orange pumpkin. I just thought it was worth of mentioning.

Wolf seems to be the common thread.

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10 minutes ago, drawkcabi said:

Hmmm, you can't be that penguin, Louisiana don't have counties...

You saying you've never heard of the Smiling Parish Penguin?

Edit: Also, everyone be sure to support the Pittsburgh Penguins! I don't follow hockey much myself, but of course I always back my northern brethren. 

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