Ser Loras The Gay Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 Picture this, you're with a meeting with Tywin, he wants some gold as taxes. Your house is not paying enough and you know that. He then ask you a explanation, how do you fuck it up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lannister Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 Tell him his brash manner reminds you of his son Tyrion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Wraith Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 Tell him to get on the privy and get to work if he needs more gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renly's Banana Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Lord Lannister said: Tell him his brash manner reminds you of his son Tyrion. D-D-D-DAAAAYUM! Straight to the jugular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foot_Of_The_King Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 If you value your house or your person then defiance would be the wrong way to go. Are you not paying because you don't have the means or are you saying "fuck the lion, I'm keepin mys money"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tralalala Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 Tell him in a loud drunken sort of way that he reminds you of Tytos,and that having a lion for a sigil doesn't make him a lion,then prepare to have your house destroyed and probably get eaten by lions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphis Baratheon Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 Tell him you saw his twins diddling each other in your woods and have been too horrified to continue your Lordly duties ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Loras The Gay Posted April 8, 2017 Author Share Posted April 8, 2017 8 hours ago, Lord Lannister said: Tell him his brash manner reminds you of his son Tyrion. 8 hours ago, Lord Wraith said: Tell him to get on the privy and get to work if he needs more gold. HYAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Loras The Gay Posted April 8, 2017 Author Share Posted April 8, 2017 6 hours ago, Foot_Of_The_King said: If you value your house or your person then defiance would be the wrong way to go. Are you not paying because you don't have the means or are you saying "fuck the lion, I'm keepin mys money"? It's just a prank bro. But awsering serious this time. You don't have much money. YOu want to keep what you have kept from the taxes. But the roleplay here is to fuck up the meeting by saying something very stupid, or, at least something that would personally reach Tywin's pride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion of the West Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 I'd imagine that you should start by saying you don't take orders from cuckolds, ask if he can only beget dwarf sons on his own and that's why he's not remarried and then that if he wants gold he can hit the privy. Then you'll start laughing like hell about your own jokes, repeat them to him and ask he if he gets the point of them. If he don't reply then you, laughingly and merry, goes into great detail to explain them to him. Your head should be on a spike within the hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolbeard the Exile Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 9 hours ago, Ser Loras The Gay said: Picture this, you're with a meeting with Tywin, he wants some gold as taxes. Your house is not paying enough and you know that. He then ask you a explanation, how do you fuck it up? Go fuck yourself old man i aint paying shit. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindsayLohan Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 "Ummm... Who the fuck are you?" Then stroll out, whistling "The Dornishman's Wife." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 Point out that his younger son seems to enjoy whores very much, add that we shouldn't judge because it's still better than fucking your own sister, then propose to let Tyrion use the whores in your lands for free as compensation for the unpaid taxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Loras The Gay Posted April 8, 2017 Author Share Posted April 8, 2017 1 hour ago, LionoftheWest said: I'd imagine that you should start by saying you don't take orders from cuckolds, ask if he can only beget dwarf sons on his own and that's why he's not remarried and then that if he wants gold he can hit the privy. Then you'll start laughing like hell about your own jokes, repeat them to him and ask he if he gets the point of them. If he don't reply then you, laughingly and merry, goes into great detail to explain them to him. Your head should be on a spike within the hour. Nice way to het brutally murdered. 22 minutes ago, Joy Hill said: Point out that his younger son seems to enjoy whores very much, add that we shouldn't judge because it's still better than fucking your own sister, then propose to let Tyrion use the whores in your lands for free as compensation for the unpaid taxes. You could let the "banging your own sister" and would still be gold to propose something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion of the West Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 39 minutes ago, Ser Loras The Gay said: Nice way to het brutally murdered. Thanks! I'd say it would be mission accomplished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Claude Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 8 hours ago, Ralphis Baratheon said: Tell him you saw his twins diddling each other in your woods and have been too horrified to continue your Lordly duties ever since. Well played. And so savage too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protagoras Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 5 hours ago, LionoftheWest said: I'd imagine that you should start by saying you don't take orders from cuckolds, ask if he can only beget dwarf sons on his own and that's why he's not remarried and then that if he wants gold he can hit the privy. Then you'll start laughing like hell about your own jokes, repeat them to him and ask he if he gets the point of them. If he don't reply then you, laughingly and merry, goes into great detail to explain them to him. Your head should be on a spike within the hour. This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Universal Sword Donor Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 Tell him that he is the father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormking902 Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Laugh and say I didnt pay your father because he was to kind which made him weak and that you wont repay Tywin because he is just weak............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seams Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Let me remind you that House Lannister is a lesser house and without a Valyrian steel sword of its own until it "upjumped" like a spice merchant and stole a sword from a truly ancient and truly noble house. Of course, the nouveau Lannister swords are all tarted up like steel whores, with red streaks that look like a bad Tyroshi dye job. Those garish swords are nothing, however, compared to the bright purple face of your late grandson who will go down in history as the King who Whined. Worst. King. Ever. There was that one time Joffrey spoke truth to power, though, pointing out that you hid under a rock while King Robert led the rebellion against the Mad King. Why are you such a craven, Lannister, always lurking in the distant background when battle is underway, letting your bannermen do the real work and then taking credit? No wonder Rhaegar didn't want to marry your promiscuous daughter. Who would want to be allied with such a grubby, grasping, garish family? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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