Would you rather?

[Raisin' Bran]

Wilding in the Vale. I would get sick of horse meat in a hurry.

 

WYR run a farm in the Reach or own a fishing boat out of Gull Town?

[Queen of Procrastination]

Farm in the reach. I don't like fish. 

Would you rather fight agains the Mountain or against an Other/ White Walker? 

[RhaenysBee]

Other.

would you rather be Selyse's or Lysa's child? 

[Raisin' Bran]

Lysa's. I will take epilepsy over grey scale any day.

WYR drink water tasting of death or eat a wormy apple, then eat the worm(s)?

[rocksniffer]

wormy apple and then the worm...i love mescal and the worm so all is good to me ...

WYR be a bastard of kings blood or a false royal...

[shadin]

A false royal. Who cares if they gossip about my birth? 

WYR be Varys' spy or Littlefinger's?

[Raisin' Bran]

Varys, as long as I am not a little bird. He had other spies.

Would you rather "smell the cold" or "taste the flame"?

[RhaenysBee]

Smell the cold? 

 

Would you rather have season 8 air in 2018 or have the spin off start right after season 8 finishes, whenever that is (2019?) ? 

[Raisin' Bran]

Spinoff as soon as possible. I think most of us have had enough with the strange extrapolation of GRRM's work called "Game of Thrones".

WYR watch the second season of GoT nonstop (no breaks for restroom or food), or read A Clash of Kings in 36 hours (you can take breaks: eat sleep, etc.)?

[RhaenysBee]

Read COK. I need food. 

 

Would you rather stay home in 37C or go on a holiday somewhere where it's only 24C?  

[Queen of Procrastination]

Go on holiday somewhere where it's only 24C.

Would you rather have Joffrey or Ramsay as king? 

[Castellan]

Joffrey. He is not really a sadist in the books more a spiteful problem child who unfortunately has power. Ramsay is unfortunately cunning within his psychopathy so is more of a threat. Ramsay terrifies me. Joffrey disgusts me.

Would you rather join the sept on the Quiet Isle or the Nights Watch.

 

[Orphalesion]

Sept! Quiet Isle!

Not really fair because I would choose almost everything over the Border Patrol Cult Night's Watch. But really, less snow on the Quiet Isle, less fighting, and if I'm not completely mistaken, isn't that penitence on Quiet Isle voluntary and (potentially) temporary?

Yep. Quiet Isle.

Would you rather be a mining thrall in the Iron Islands or a house slave in Volantis?

[Castellan]

House slave. I have seen stuff about Welsh mining slaves to the Romans and it went near the top of my list as worst jobs in history. (Possibly salt mines would have been worst).

Would you rather be forced to marry Ilyn Payne or Qyburn?

 

[Raisin' Bran]

Illyn Payne. I get a certain necrophilia vibe from Cersei's Master of Whispers. No thank you.

 

WYR sail the smoking sea or be stranded for a week in Sothoryos?

[Batbob45]

Smoking Seas-Stonemen are not that bad  as long as had Greyscale as a kid

 

WYR Sandor Clegane or Patchface take care of your kids?

 

 

[Queen of Procrastination]

Patchface. Seems to have worked fine with Sheireen.

Would you rather have Cersei or Lysa Arryn as your mother?

Edited August 21, 2017 by Queen of Procrastination

[Raisin' Bran]

Lysa, at least I am not a child of incest.

WYR have Tyene Sand or Fair Walda as a paramour?

[Reginald blackfield]

Bad pussy

WYR be sat on by Yezzan or Illyrio?

[SerBronnsMullet]

9 hours ago, Reginald blackfield said:

Bad pussy

WYR be sat on by Yezzan or Illyrio?

Illyrio. At least he is not rotting inside.

 

WYR be Euron or Ramsay's prisoner?