Ser Loras The Gay

Would you rather?

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Euron.

WYR be Joffery at the purple wedding or Sansa on her second wedding night?

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Sansa. Dead is dead. Well, not always, but statistically close enough.

 

Would you rather be at the wall of in a kings landing dungeon?

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The wall.  There is more freedom and creature comfort at the wall.  I would wager the chance of violent death is less at the wall as well.

 

WYR slap that surly look off of Qyburn's face or slap some sense into the high maesters at the citadel?

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Slapping Qyburn sounds like fun. Slapping the Archmaesters sounds tiring.

 

Would you rather watch a beheading or hanging?

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Hanging. It's less bloody.

Would you rather get ressurected with all the side effects or stay dead?

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Is Melisandre in the area? Then dead.

Would you rather live in the Twins or In Highgarden?

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Highgarden.  It is known that even dragon fire can't cleanse the Frey funk out of the Twins.

Would you rather, be Cat of the canals or have your life depend upon your ability to explain the VAT tax to Tormund in an hour?

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Cat of the Canals. There are worse things than selling shellfish. Understanding tax regulations is one of them.

WYR dissuade Ned from becoming Hand to Robert or dissuade Robb from becoming King in the North?

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Ned.  Because he is already more than half way convinced.

WYR homestead in the Gift or the Dothraki sea?

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Gift. I think cold agrees with me more than heat does. Or you know what. I'll take whichever is quieter. 

Would you rather give the Ramsay Bolton or the Cersei Lannister treatment to loud and drunk college students who don't let you sleep? 

 

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A little column A and a little column B.  In researching to answer this WYR I watched Neighbors 2 Sorority Rising.  If I had to choose one, it would be the Cersei Lannister treatment.

Would you rather be a top collector of the Dwarf's Penny in KL or a daughter of Craster?

 

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I'll be a collector ty. 

Would you rather spend and evening with the Hound or with Davos? 

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Davos. There would be fewer uncomfortable moments.

WYR be a Weserosi Lord or a Pentoshi Magister?

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Westerosi Lord for me.  They talk all foreign in Pentos and who wants to read subtitles all day?

WYR write a fan fic that ships Jeyne Westerling and Patchface or Wyman Manderly and Jeyne Poole?

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Jeyne Westerling + Patchface

Jeyne: Love you, Patchy!

Patchface: I know, I know, oh, oh, oh.

 

WYR see a body swap between Jon Snow + Daenerys or Tyrion + Cersei?

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The Lannister sibs. Much funnier than the Mary Sue and the Gary Stu trading places.

WYR be Jorah right before Dany walks into the fire at Drogo's funeral pyre or Sansa as Joffrey announces that Ned will be executed?

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Jorah, I guess.

Would you rather sail on Eurons fleet or be at Castle Black?

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Castle Black for sure. 

WYR shove an innocent boy out of a window, to what you presume is his death or watch your sister/lover & children die? 

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