all swedes are racist Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 is hooning a big problem in your locality? has anyone here noticed an uptick in hooning activity? do you feel your community is being overrun by hooners (aka hoonigans)? in queensland, there is apparently such a boon of hoons authorities have had to set up an anti-hoon hotline (you can also report hoons online). personally, i don't see too much hooning (american variety) in my quiet little neighborhood, but it's not unheard of. I don't mind the occasion hoon, myself -- but of course, like all things, in moderation. sound off your hoon thoughts below Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Oh it's hooning season on the Hudson. Every Confederate flag-flying truck for miles around congregates in the parking lot across the street from me once or twice a week for some hooning. When left unattended these vehicles have been getting assorted left-wing bumper stickers attached to their odious symbols, windows and body panels. Oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelticgar Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 I learned a new word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted May 10, 2017 Author Share Posted May 10, 2017 12 minutes ago, zelticgar said: I learned a new word. and what a great word it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelticgar Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 56 minutes ago, r'hllor's reformed lobster said: and what a great word it is I always called it "smoke shows". After I googled it I asked the gear head who sits next to me about hooning and he spent 10 minutes talking about tires, hand brake set ups, lift kits and driving techniques. Finally had to cut him off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawkcabi Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 I don't think it's hoonin but it makes me remember a time I was hanging out with my friend. It a cold frozen winter day and he had just got these new gloves and he just wouldn't shut up about them all day. How warm they were, how nice they looked, how nice they felt. Then that night some other guys were messing around in a parking lot. One guy holding onto a car's back bumper while the car drove around, he was dragged along with his feet sliding on the ice. The guy said how much fun it was but hands got so cold holding onto the bumper, did anyone have any gloves? Now I didn't do it with malicious intent, it was almost like an automatic response because - my friend = gloves - had been hammered into me that day. I pointed at my friend and he shot daggers at me not wanting his nice new gloves to get ruined from someone wearing them and holding onto a car bumper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairparavel Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 I was hoping this had to do with people dressing up like bumble bees. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercenaryChef Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 when I lived in The Worst City in North America aka Stockton, CA in the late 90s we were forever under a red level threat of hooning. rampant hooning by bands of hooligans had our streets and parking lots places of terror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 There are times when I worry about the future of the human race. Then comes something like this. The dimwits and morons decide to make themselves as unattractive as possible to the opposite sex. Hope for the human race springs forth again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 6 hours ago, kairparavel said: I was hoping this had to do with people dressing up like bumble bees. Oh well. Well played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 I'll just leave this here. Oh, yeah, and the "Report a Hoon" form. Submitted for the collective enjoyment of the board's non West Aussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darzin Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 I for one welcome our new hoon overlords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder Sister Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Please. I live in the land of deep-fried hoonigans. My personal favorites are the ones that drive the giant-tired pickup trucks with the Confederate flag proudly waving in the back. Nothing says moron like giant tires and confederate flag combos. There is one hoonigan down the road from me that has CRUEL INTENTIONS written in his windshield in huge, gothic lettering. I often ponder it. Is he proud of his own, personal cruel intentions? Or is he perhaps a fan of the Sarah Michelle Geller/Ryan Phillipe movie? I suspect the latter. But every time I see the truck, I scream out, "CRUEL INTENTIONS!!!" and giggle maniacally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Elder Sister said: Please. I live in the land of deep-fried hoonigans. My personal favorites are the ones that drive the giant-tired pickup trucks with the Confederate flag proudly waving in the back. Nothing says moron like giant tires and confederate flag combos. There is one hoonigan down the road from me that has CRUEL INTENTIONS written in his windshield in huge, gothic lettering. I often ponder it. Is he proud of his own, personal cruel intentions? Or is he perhaps a fan of the Sarah Michelle Geller/Ryan Phillipe movie? I suspect the latter. But every time I see the truck, I scream out, "CRUEL INTENTIONS!!!" and giggle maniacally. I can never understand why people would rally under the flag of losers. Even the Toronto Maple Leafs did win Stanley Cups. The Confederacy, losers. Total losers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Not much hoonin' in my neck of the woods. The big problem here is coal rollers and their coal rollin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted May 12, 2017 Author Share Posted May 12, 2017 HOONING VS ROLLING COAL: WHO WOULD WIN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 6 hours ago, r'hllor's reformed lobster said: HOONING VS ROLLING COAL: WHO WOULD WIN? rolling coal is a form of hooning. I award you no points, and may Hoon have mercy on your coal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Rumor floating down from high ranking source in the House reports Ryan is likely to introduce Hooning Protection and Freedom Act early next week. Trump allegedly requesting that Ryan 'Ramrod this thing through Congress'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted May 13, 2017 Author Share Posted May 13, 2017 team ramrod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunderMifflin Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Asians do all the hoonin round these parts. Fast and Furious style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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