USA VS EUROPE

[DunderMifflin]

Actually those of Asian heritage are overrepresented in the world of competitive eating so it's really a matter of your asian vs our asians.

 

Also the recent American experience in mixing prescription pills and booze has given USA the odds for the drinking contest

[Rippounet]

14 minutes ago, DunderMifflin said:

Also the recent American experience in mixing prescription pills and booze has given USA the odds for the drinking contest

This sounds suspiciously like doping to me. Surely such practices would be forbidden in international competitions.

[Theda Baratheon]

4 hours ago, Buckwheat said:

Don't you get everything you wish for in your fairy land?

(Yes, this was a shameless Welsh joke. I beg forgiveness.)

Are you talking about bellringing? Is that even an Olympic sport?

I haven't lived in my beloved Wales for over a year :'(

[GallowKnight]

Europe of course, our hills are way better than the hills of USA.

[DunderMifflin]

Might as well give Team USA all of Central and South America since you are giving all of Europe to one team.

[Robin Of House Hill]

My money is on the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.

[Manhole Eunuchsbane]

5 hours ago, Ser Scot A Ellison said:

I wish I could post a link to Martin Short's 80's SNL sketch about male synchronized swimming.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/olympics/la-sp-oly-rio-2016-rio-olympics-watch-the-classic-martim-1471441118-htmlstory.html

 

/Don't forget Harry Shearer and Christopher Guest. Spinal Tap Forever!

[A Horse Named Stranger]

Europe. We hosted two world wars. We had proper fascists, and the best Russian satellite states, with proper puppet Presidents (and not that sad travesty in the US), and we also had a proper wall. Well, the irony being that Russian puppet, (in-)famously said, that nobody intended to build a wall, before building it. While, the cheap US copy, claims he wants to build a wall, and ends up with some cheap garden fence. American Football? That  is primarily played with the hands.

What does US offer in return, childhood obesity? Please, we are catching up on that.

[Manhole Eunuchsbane]

27 minutes ago, Notone said:

Europe. We hosted two world wars.

Yeah, but you guys suck at Home. Look at the French. And Germany can't win on the road. As long as we're the Visitors, we're kicking your ass if your name is not Vietnam.

[all swedes are racist]

2 hours ago, GallowKnight said:

Europe of course, our hills are way better than the hills of USA.

you've already got us beat on land area, no need to pad the score

[Rorshach]

I'd vote Pacific. Seriously, it would just swallow USA and Europe whole, hills or no hills, hillbillies or no hillbillies.

Don't really see that it could go any other way.

[kairparavel]

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

[Trebla]

2 hours ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said:

Yeah, but you guys suck at Home. Look at the French. And Germany can't win on the road. As long as we're the Visitors, we're kicking your ass if your name is not Vietnam.

Don't forget the TIE!! And we would've won too if Truman wasn't such a "pussy wimp to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!" 

 

[DunderMifflin]

USA has pretty much been coasting off of reputation since WWII. It's just been bullying up on defenseless 3rd world holes. It's like if Lebron James only played basketball against 5th graders.

[Gertrude]

8 hours ago, Rippounet said:

For the drinking contests on the other hand, I would say Europeans would win hands down. With the beer drinkers (Germans, British, Czechs, Belgians... ), the wine drinkers (French, Italian... ) and the Eastern Europeans who can kill entire bottles of vodka or other spirits, I don't see how the American teams would be able to compete. Of course, beer pong is an American tradition, but come on, most European students can down whole bottles and barely blink...

Binge drinking man, binge drinking. Every student studies that one in college.

[A True Kaniggit]

Not fair. Europe has 6 letters. USA only has 3. 

[Gertrude]

U-N-I-T-E-D S-T-A-T-E-S O-F A-M-E-R-I-C-A.  I count 21

 

Or another way of looking at is - USA are all capitalized and everyone knows a capital letter equals 5 lower case letters. That makes it 15 to 10.

[HexMachina]

23 minutes ago, Gertrude said:

Binge drinking man, binge drinking. Every student studies that one in college.

The UK would likely match you on that. We're still part of Europe damnit!

[Gertrude]

Sure, of course you are.

 

*pats Helena on the head gently*

[Astromech]

If this competition requires judges scoring it, Europe(damn crooks)