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Smaug vs. Balrog - Who would win?


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Another great essay by Austin Gilkeson entitled Smaug vs. Durin’s Bane: Who Would Win in the Ultimate Dragon/Balrog Showdown?

Replete with the usual geeky mastery of the lore and a fine sense of humor.

"...the first dragon Glaurung...hypnotizes Túrin Turambar and his sister Nienor into committing incest and then suicide, which is a dick move even for a lizard from hell."

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3 minutes ago, Seiche said:

Another great essay by Austin Gilkeson entitled Smaug vs. Durin’s Bane: Who Would Win in the Ultimate Dragon/Balrog Showdown?

Replete with the usual geeky mastery of the lore and a fine sense of humor.

"...the first dragon Glaurung...hypnotizes Túrin Turambar and his sister Nienor into committing incest and then suicide, which is a dick move even for a lizard from hell."

Balrog.  It's Maiar.  

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