Buckwheat Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 I am a Valentine's day card and feel useless the day after 14th February. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Dude, I have an axe and I’m craving a donut. Go and get a donut! And wines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 No I am not cold. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Please buy all the stuff in the Google ads because I owe Hodor arrears on his salary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Yes, I read that article in the Atlantic. And then I peed on the Atlantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 For the last time, I am NOT the Holiday Armadillo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Anyone want to cuddle up and binge-watch the first 6 seasons of Friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 23 hours ago, Count Balerion said: I owe Hodor arrears on his salary. What does "arrears" mean? BTW, that was NOT supposed to be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Why does this child look at me so funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 oh, you have two aunts? Can you give me one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 19 minutes ago, RhaenysB said: oh, you have two aunts? Can you give me one? Is that a typo? Because it makes it so much funnier. Does anyone have lipstick I could borrow? It would really fit with my new look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 No, that’s a shitty pun. I should become an ‘exterminator’? You mean a food critique or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Raisin' Bran said: What does "arrears" mean? BTW, that was NOT supposed to be funny. Back pay. Although I think mostly used of rent? I'm ... Secret Agent Gal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 I vont to suk yur blerd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Don't listen to the advertising, there are no comfortable corsets to wear into battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 It’s always best to wear cutsie jumpers to battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 No, actually is it best to wear dark sunglasses and a hat as a disguise and work undercover. No need for a battle where a super secret ninja action will work just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 My hair feels so stiff today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Third eye - okay. Third wheel - not okay, especially if there’s two of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 No, officer. I am NOT stoned. But if I take off my glasses, YOU will turn to stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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