James Steller

Predict characters' last words/thoughts in the series

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I don't mean for comedic purposes either. I mean genuinely, what do you think will most likely be the last words/thoughts of the ASOIAF characters?

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Ramsay: Your name is Reek!!!
Theon: My name is Theon.

(Just before Theon grabs Reek and pulls him into the icy lake)

Arya (while lying in the snow, freezing to death): Needle. 

Cersei: The wrong little brother. All this time, it was the wrong little brother... (Just before being killed by Jaime)

Edited by Floki of the Ironborn

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Stannis: "seriously though...wtf was with that peach talk?"

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6 minutes ago, Joy Hill said:

Jaime: "The things I do for love"

Naw. It'll be "... and Moonboy, for all I know."

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Thoughts:

Tyrion: Where do whores go?

Daenerys: Either: Just like a red door.   or   So this was the third betrayal   or   Burn them all!  (depends on her development in TWOW/ADOS)

Victarion: Eurons gifts are always poisoned.

Areo hotah: Simple vows for a simple man

 

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4 hours ago, Widowmaker 811 said:

Jon Snow:  Ooooh, Aryaaa!  

 

I'd have that for Gendry. 

Littlefinger: So much for true love.

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Illyrio Mopatis: "Burnt or bloody, dead is still dead."

Saalador Saan: "Burnt or bloody, dead is still dead."

 

Bran: "The things I do for love..."

 

Cersei: "Burn them all!"

Jaime: "Hear me whore?!?"

Tyrion: "Eureka!"

 

Sandor Clegane: "Gnaws iron, bites steel; grinds hard stones to meal; Slays king, ruins town... And beats mountain down!"

 

Aegon: "Who am I? I know you explained it but I still don't get it..."

 

Dany: "Drogo?!?"

Jon: "Stop calling me that!"

 

Walder Frey: "fuck you Harry, a wizard is never late..."

 

Sansa to Harry the Heir: "It's not the Fall that kills you..."

 

"UN_____"

Doran: "Unbowed, Unbent, ummmm Unbroken?

"ohhh I'm sorry, Unburnt. The correct answer would have been, Unburnt."

 

Littlefinger: "Cat?!?!?"

 

Victorion: "Et tu, Dusky?"

 

Bolton: "this is so much more efficient than using leeches, ughhh...."

 

Alternate Jaime: "I know something you do not." 

"What's that?"

"I'm not really left handed!"

Edited by LiveFirstDieLater

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Tyrion: That's where whores go

Sansa: So this is the real world

Blackfish: And all he saw was white

Ramsay: Reek, my name is Reek

Cersei: It was the wrong brother

Victarion: Euron's gifts are always poisoned, too late he realized this was one too

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Jaime (to Brienne):  "Find Sansa for me, so I can keep my damn vow."

Littlefinger:  "Who the fuck is Jeyne Poole?"

Shireen:  "Aaiiieeeee!" (screams)

Arya: "Stick them with the pointy end!"

Tyrion: Looks like I'll find out where whores go.

Cersei: "Let it all burn!"

 

 

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17 hours ago, Lord Vance II said:

Stannis: "seriously though...wtf was with that peach talk?"

This is great!  Since Stannis isn't a POV we won't get to see this, but definitely thoughts of Renly (unless he is still alive after Shireen dies, then it'll be regrets about her).

13 hours ago, Joy Hill said:

Jaime: "The things I do for love"

I think this will be Jaime's last line, and I believe it will be said before he sacrifices himself to land the final blow to defeat the Others.

A few of my own...

Mel - "But it wasn't supposed to happen like this... I, I, I saw it in the flames..."

Littlefinger - "Cat..."

Dany - "The red door.  Finally home."

Sandor - "It's alright now, little bird."

Cersei - "You will pay for this."

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Gilly to Dalla's boy:  Your father Sam, was a wizard, child.

Jon:   I'm a what?  It was better when I had no idea.

Howland Reed:   Now go away and let me be. 

Bronze Yohn:  Aha, I knew that 3rd shoe would come in handy.  Enjoy the Moondoor, Baelish.

Sansa:  Have a nice trip this fall, Baelish.  

Arya:  I am someone.

Lady Stoneheart:  It should have been you, Jon.

Cersei:  You win or d...choke, gasp, choke...

Dolorous Edd:  The Others are dead, the Wall has fallen, The Children are gone and I'm still stuck in this gloomy ruin of a castle. 

Davos to Stannis:  Your Grace, your approval numbers are at an all time high after you vanquished the Others.   We have a raven from Asshai imploring your assistance in cleansing the land.  

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On 2017-06-18 at 11:57 PM, Floki of the Ironborn said:

Ramsay: Your name is Reek!!!
Theon: My name is Theon.

(Just before Theon grabs Reek and pulls him into the icy lake)

Arya (while lying in the snow, freezing to death): Needle. 

Cersei: The wrong little brother. All this time, it was the wrong little brother... (Just before being killed by Jaime)

Bullshit. Arya's last thought will be "Not today. Not today. Not-"

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I predict Hodor's last words will be hodor

on a more serious note, i would predict that some character (most likely a stark or members of the night watch) will think "Winter is here" directly after being stabbed by a white walker

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Jon- And now my watch has ended. (Maybe last thought instead of words)

 

Cersei: You..!? It can't be you. You loved me. Jaime: Loved.

 

I agree with Littlefingers: Cat?

Blackraven: Fly. 

 

Sam Tarly: And that's the story of how my best friend, my brother, Jon Snow saved the world. 

Edited by Ethelarion
Sorry for the shitty enters

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