Dr. Pepper Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 If I clean my vacuum cleaner, am I now a vacuum cleaner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 6 hours ago, dmc515 said: Can't believe the most important question has yet to be asked: If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? Don't jerk me around Norm, it's a simple question. /Possibly the best impression ever to come out of SNL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Of House Hill Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Dr. Pepper said: If I clean my vacuum cleaner, am I now a vacuum cleaner? Vacuum cleaner cleaner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik of Hazelfield Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 When a house fly lands in a ceiling, does it make a loop or a roll to get there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted July 9, 2017 Author Share Posted July 9, 2017 12 hours ago, dmc515 said: Been deeply thinking about this for about 30 seconds and I've come to a conclusion. You're asking the wrong question. Pop tarts are indispensable for young, unmarried, or lazy males. But they should not be equated with calzones. Instead, we have hot pockets, which may help you from being forced to return to The Island: you're right, a pop tart is a hot pocket, which are both a type of burrito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 minute ago, commiedore said: you're right, a pop tart is a hot pocket, which are both a type of burrito I have Mexican friends that have killed men for less than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astromech Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Ogre will blow your mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Why is that when I use the same coffee cup and the same spoon, the sound it makes when I stir my beverage is different depending on the beverage? Coffee is more of a "ding ding ding" sound but hot chocolate is more of a "clack clack clack" sound. Neither have milk in them at that stage. This is what keeps me up at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawkcabi Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Is anyone else disturbed that Chester Cheetah has gotten old (even more so than that he's become 3D)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 19 hours ago, drawkcabi said: Is anyone else disturbed that Chester Cheetah has gotten old (even more so than that he's become 3D)? I'm just worried about how he's treating any prospective Cheetos apprentice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 On 7/9/2017 at 3:15 AM, Theda Baratheon said: What's heavier, a kilogramme of steel, or a kilogramme of feathers? I was asking my kid riddles and math questions and I threw this one in and then started thinking about you and it was cracking me up. I couldn't breathe. No idea why it cracked me up so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Why aren't eagles that live by the sea called seagles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 21 minutes ago, A True Kaniggit said: Why aren't eagles that live by the sea called seagles? That should happen, like yesterday. LET'S DO THIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Dr. Pepper said: I was asking my kid riddles and math questions and I threw this one in and then started thinking about you and it was cracking me up. I couldn't breathe. No idea why it cracked me up so much. Oh my goodness! I love it have you watched the Limmy's show sketch of this? Youtube it and you'll laugh even more its hilarious! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 4 hours ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: That should happen, like yesterday. LET'S DO THIS. I do. However seagles pop up in conversation less often than one might think. So it hasn't caught on yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Is it possible for one to ever clear their Netflix queue? I watch and watch but but there are still 100 waiting on my list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted July 20, 2017 Author Share Posted July 20, 2017 how is this thread still going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted July 20, 2017 Author Share Posted July 20, 2017 ps you guys are amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Ent Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 On 10/07/2017 at 10:03 AM, Stubby said: Why is that when I use the same coffee cup and the same spoon, the sound it makes when I stir my beverage is different depending on the beverage? Coffee is more of a "ding ding ding" sound but hot chocolate is more of a "clack clack clack" sound. Neither have milk in them at that stage. This is what keeps me up at night. You really want to lose your shit? (Unspoiler to never sleep again.) Spoiler Stir a sugar into the coffee, or stir a caffe latte in a glass. The sound changes while the beverage is stirred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does Happy Ent experience a disturbance in the force? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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