Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 hour ago, larrytheimp said: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does Happy Ent experience a disturbance in the force? Not sure, but I'm pretty sure that Crying Indian Guy Who's Actually Italian and Woodsy Owl and Smokey the Bear all engage in a 3 way reach around when this occurs. Don't ask me how I know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: Not sure, but I'm pretty sure that Crying Indian Guy Who's Actually Italian and Woodsy Owl and Smokey the Bear all engage in a 3 way reach around when this occurs. Don't ask me how I know that. Well with owl talons and bear claws in mind I hope the other dude has a qualtiy armored condom and or quality urologist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Happy Ent said: You really want to lose your shit? (Unspoiler to never sleep again.) Reveal hidden contents Stir a sugar into the coffee, or stir a caffe latte in a glass. The sound changes while the beverage is stirred. Thankfully that will never happen, as sugar does not exist for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 3 hours ago, larrytheimp said: Well with owl talons and bear claws in mind I hope the other dude has a qualtiy armored condom and or quality urologist. He has a leather condom and an amateur urologist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 aroz or Spanish rice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 15 minutes ago, Nasty LongRider said: aroz or Spanish rice? Like red rice made with tomatoes? Everyone I know calls it arroz rojo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 8 hours ago, Dr. Pepper said: Like red rice made with tomatoes? Everyone I know calls it arroz rojo. The reason I asked is because out here in the west a Hispanic coworker mentioned Spanish rice to another Hispanic coworker and was told it was aroz. Me being a Gringo am now totally confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Nasty LongRider said: The reason I asked is because out here in the west a Hispanic coworker mentioned Spanish rice to another Hispanic coworker and was told it was aroz. Me being a Gringo am now totally confused. It's a regional thing. It depends on where you are from, what your culture is, what language you speak, etc. Most Latinos I know wouldn't call it Spanish rice because that's a white thing. They say arroz rojo (red rice). I've heard it called just arroz, too. But I've also heard Latinos call it Spanish rice. Just depends. It's like how it can be coke, soda, pop, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Cows eat grass and taste like beef, but if they ate pastry would they taste like meat pies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Whatever the answer, I don't think cows should be fed pastries. It just doesn't seem cost efficient. Please don't steer the conversation in that direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Not to mention, if cow farts cause climate change and I fart more when fed pastries, logic dictates the consequences could be disastrous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 28 minutes ago, A True Kaniggit said: Whatever the answer, I don't think cows should be fed pastries. It just doesn't seem cost efficient. Please don't steer the conversation in that direction. I too think it's bull, but the debate does appear to be mooving towards that pasture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacuna Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: I too think it's bull, but the debate does appear to be mooving towards that pasture. Now you're just milking it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 5 hours ago, lacuna said: Now you're just milking it. Agreed, it's udderly ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingintheNorth4 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Why do cats like to sit in empty boxes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 3 hours ago, KingintheNorth4 said: Why do cats like to sit in empty boxes? They won't fit into full boxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 "I eat pizza three times a day" --foghat, "upside of lonely" Does the band have their own pizza oven?!?!!?! Or do they eat three meals between 1130 am and 11 pm when your average pizza joint is open?!?! Is it Diagiorno?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 A friend and I spent a couple hours trying to figure out the exact phrasing of the old wisdom about listening twice as much as you speak or something. I dunno. We never figured it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 11 minutes ago, larrytheimp said: A friend and I spent a couple hours trying to figure out the exact phrasing of the old wisdom about listening twice as much as you speak or something. I dunno. We never figured it out. I believe the rough translation of the Hebrew proverb is listen before you answer. If you don't, you are being stupid and insulting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 On 8/6/2017 at 3:00 PM, larrytheimp said: "I eat pizza three times a day" --foghat, "upside of lonely" Does the band have their own pizza oven?!?!!?! Or do they eat three meals between 1130 am and 11 pm when your average pizza joint is open?!?! Is it Diagiorno?!?!?! He eats pizza 3 times a day because he's either an optimist or a slob, and he always orders a large. That's the upside of lonely. He gets all the pizza to himself. /Oh yeah, and it's Foghat, so he's probably stoned. Let's go with slob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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