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If I clean my vacuum cleaner, am I now a vacuum cleaner?

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3 hours ago, Dr. Pepper said:

If I clean my vacuum cleaner, am I now a vacuum cleaner?

Vacuum cleaner cleaner.

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When a house fly lands in a ceiling, does it make a loop or a roll to get there?

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12 hours ago, dmc515 said:

Been deeply thinking about this for about 30 seconds and I've come to a conclusion.  You're asking the wrong question.  Pop tarts are indispensable for young, unmarried, or lazy males.  But they should not be equated with calzones.  Instead, we have hot pockets, which may help you from being forced to return to The Island:

 

you're right, a pop tart is a hot pocket, which are both a type of burrito

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1 minute ago, commiedore said:

you're right, a pop tart is a hot pocket, which are both a type of burrito

I have Mexican friends that have killed men for less than that.

 

 

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Ogre will blow your mind.

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Why is that when I use the same coffee cup and the same spoon, the sound it makes when I stir my beverage is different depending on the beverage?  Coffee is more of a "ding ding ding" sound but hot chocolate is more of a "clack clack clack" sound.  Neither have milk in them at that stage.

This is what keeps me up at night.

Edited by Stubby

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Is anyone else disturbed that Chester Cheetah has gotten old (even more so than that he's become 3D)?

 

 

 

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19 hours ago, drawkcabi said:

Is anyone else disturbed that Chester Cheetah has gotten old (even more so than that he's become 3D)?

 

 

 

I'm just worried about how he's treating any prospective Cheetos apprentice:

 

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On 7/9/2017 at 3:15 AM, Theda Baratheon said:

What's heavier, a kilogramme of steel, or a kilogramme of feathers?

I was asking my kid riddles and math questions and I threw this one in and then started thinking about you and it was cracking me up.  I couldn't breathe.  No idea why it cracked me up so much.  

 

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Why aren't eagles that live by the sea called seagles?

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21 minutes ago, A True Kaniggit said:

Why aren't eagles that live by the sea called seagles?

That should happen, like yesterday. LET'S DO THIS.

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3 hours ago, Dr. Pepper said:

I was asking my kid riddles and math questions and I threw this one in and then started thinking about you and it was cracking me up.  I couldn't breathe.  No idea why it cracked me up so much.  

 

Oh my goodness! I love it :lol: have you watched the Limmy's show sketch of this? Youtube it and you'll laugh even more its hilarious! ! :grouphug:

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4 hours ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said:

That should happen, like yesterday. LET'S DO THIS.

I do. However seagles pop up in conversation less often than one might think. So it hasn't caught on yet. 

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Is it possible for one to ever clear their Netflix queue?  I watch and watch but but there are still 100 waiting on my list.  

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On 10/07/2017 at 10:03 AM, Stubby said:

Why is that when I use the same coffee cup and the same spoon, the sound it makes when I stir my beverage is different depending on the beverage?  Coffee is more of a "ding ding ding" sound but hot chocolate is more of a "clack clack clack" sound.  Neither have milk in them at that stage.

This is what keeps me up at night.

You really want to lose your shit? (Unspoiler to never sleep again.)
 

Spoiler

 

Stir a sugar into the coffee, or stir a caffe latte in a glass. 

The sound changes while the beverage is stirred.

 

 

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does Happy Ent experience a disturbance in the force?

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