elder brother jonothor dar Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 This is a bit of fun; inspired by the Stannis enthusiasts that state Stannis never surrenders, we know the quote "The armorer considered that a moment. "Robert was the true steel. Stannis is pure iron, black and hard and strong, yes, but brittle, the way iron gets. He'll break before he bends. And Renly, that one, he's copper, bright and shiny, pretty to look at but not worth all that much at the end of the day" So give examples of when Stannis has surrendered bonus points if your example does not get shot down within 30 mins of posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Tristan Flowers Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Well, reatreating from the Blackwater was kind of a surrender, wasn´t it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Retreating is not a surrender. He continued the war and is still continuing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elder brother jonothor dar Posted July 22, 2017 Author Share Posted July 22, 2017 24 minutes ago, John Doe said: Retreating is not a surrender. He continued the war and is still continuing it. He surrendered the Blackwater and field, 10 mins late though John so 1 point to See Tristan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Drunkard Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Stannis wanted vanilla ice cream once but was told they were out. He settled for chocolate. Ergo, Donal Noye was wrong. QED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 1 hour ago, The Drunkard said: Stannis wanted vanilla ice cream once but was told they were out. He settled for chocolate. Ergo, Donal Noye was wrong. QED Lol, you're right. This is how desperate Stannis critizism has become. They can't beat the Mannis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Universal Sword Donor Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 He surrendered his religious beliefs twice! THEN WENT WEAK RELIGIOUSLY Parents' death - Atheism Robert's death - Red Rahloo Big snowstorm - Won't burn the non-believers He might as well make himself an anti-high-septon and marrying a 2nd through 6th wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elder brother jonothor dar Posted July 23, 2017 Author Share Posted July 23, 2017 “Davos, I have missed you sorely,” the king said. “Aye, I have a tail of traitors, your nose does not deceive you. My bannermen are inconstant even in their treasons. I need them, but you should know how it sickens me to pardon such as these when I have punished better men for lesser crimes. You have every right to reproach me, Ser Davos.” Surrendered his principles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheThreeEyedCow Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 He surrendered his penis to Mel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 He surrendered his head to a crown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMIFairy Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Good points you two - Elder Brother and Three Eyed Cow - letting Mel have her way with him meant surrendering his principles - he flushed his marital vows down the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elder brother jonothor dar Posted July 23, 2017 Author Share Posted July 23, 2017 . 4 hours ago, TMIFairy said: Good points you two - Elder Brother and Three Eyed Cow - letting Mel have her way with him meant surrendering his principles - he flushed his marital vows down the toilet. ” Stannis clenched his jaw, his face taut. “I swore I would never treat with you while you wore your traitor’s crown. Would that I had kept to that vow.” , and I have no wish to slay you. So if it is Storm’s End you want, take it … as a brother’s gift. As Robert once gave it to me, I give to you.” “It is not yours to give. It is mine by rights.” Sighing, half turned in the saddle Surrendered his birth right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Petyr Parker Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 On 22/07/2017 at 2:27 PM, The Drunkard said: Stannis wanted vanilla ice cream once but was told they were out. He settled for chocolate. Ergo, Donal Noye was wrong. QED Ha! A filthy lie. Stannis does not waste his time with sugary frivolities - vanilla or chocolate. Even if such treats were not for fools and children, he needs to keep his teeth intact for grinding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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