TheMightyKC Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 So the world seems to be all abuzz with news of this once-in-a-lifetime-event, where the moon will occlude the sun, casting swaths of this country into darkness, and weakening the boundaries between this world and the next allowing denizens of the Abyss to project their will onto the material world. Full occultation will be considerably north of where we are, but we are planning on taking the kids out to a close by park to see it; thanks to the 3D Blu-Ray edition of Cars 2 for the complimentary viewing glasses! Incredible to think this movie came out years ago, how did they know? lol. Anyhoo, as education as this may be, lets not let our guard down and ingnore the dangers it could represent. I personally have seen any number of local (maybe? Were they bussed in?!) at the mall, all decked out in black and decorated in various occult symbols. This gathering can't bode well for the good people of our community, but no one seems to heed my warnings... cluck cluck, never heard of Chicken Little LOL Thankfully, I think there may be a ray of hope. Haha, get it? Lol winky smiley. I have recently been turned on to some very enlightening websites spreading the turth of a "Flat Earth". have you guys heard of this before? Frankly, it has blown my mind! So many things I have taken for granted, the really opened my eyes to. At first I was skeptical, but it's really hard to refute their arguments! Believe me, I tried, but they have an answer for everything, its incredible. And it lines up with many of the teachings of the Gospels. In short, I am feeling considerably relieved now, knowing that the sun will not be totally blotted out, simply a flat band (caused by the disk of the Earth) which explains the fact there is only a narrow belt of the country that will be in darkness (if the Earth was round and the sun was totally blocked, wouldn't the whole planet be darkened? Amazing these guys have thought of everything!) So, basically, my question is, what precautions are you guys taking to guard against these marauding bands of (Visi)gothic teens roaming the country side looking for sacrifices or other occult rituals, even if they are deluded as to the true extent of their power during this time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 lmao holy shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 in b4 locc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Wait so the Moon is still the back of the sun, right? Pretty sure I remember all this from Pink Floyd class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyKC Posted August 20, 2017 Author Share Posted August 20, 2017 Just now, larrytheimp said: Wait so the Moon is still the back of the sun, right? Pretty sure I remember all this from Pink Floyd class No, its kind of giant lamp, attached to the firmament, shining down on us (with the Grace of Gods Love, if you don't mind me saying so ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/916235-bill-oreilly-you-cant-explain-that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 I just hope everyone is aware of the true threat in the upcoming days. With the lessening of protection from Great Light and Warmth Bringer, vampire activity is sure to be at an all time high. I still have yet to put all of my countermeasures in place. Please let there be enough time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 1 hour ago, A True Kaniggit said: I just hope everyone is aware of the true threat in the upcoming days. With the lessening of protection from Great Light and Warmth Bringer, vampire activity is sure to be at an all time high. I still have yet to put all of my countermeasures in place. Please let there be enough time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawkcabi Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Ugh! The ignorance of people always astonishes me, leave it to flateathers to get things backwards. It's LUNAR eclipses you need to prepare for confrontations with the occult. As with everything, the Illuminati have hidden the information in plain site! You don't think the constant reminding of this song in movies, TV, commercials, etc. did not have a purpose do you? Wake up sheeple!!! As for the solar eclipse of the sun, you don't need to worry about the occult, you need to prepare for invasion by alien plants determined to devour humanity and take over the world. Duh! I've got 20 gallons of Round Up in my shed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 9 hours ago, TheMightyKC said: thanks to the 3D Blu-Ray edition of Cars 2 for the complimentary viewing glasses! Incredible to think this movie came out years ago, how did they know? In a post positively stuffed with idiotic ideas, this is by far the stupidest. Unless you are really looking forward to blinding yourself and your family. How to tell if your glasses are safe for the eclipse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairparavel Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 9 hours ago, TheMightyKC said: Quote So, basically, my question is, what precautions are you guys taking to guard against these marauding bands of (Visi)gothic teens roaming the country side looking for sacrifices or other occult rituals, even if they are deluded as to the true extent of their power during this time? Local honey and manatee cheese. Natch. Might want to stock up on goats as well. 2 hours ago, drawkcabi said: Ugh! The ignorance of people always astonishes me, leave it to flatearthers to get things backwards. It's LUNAR eclipses you need to prepare for confrontations with the occult. As with everything, the Illuminati have hidden the information in plain site! You don't think the constant reminding of this song in movies, TV, commercials, etc. did not have a purpose do you? Wake up sheeple!!! As for the solar eclipse of the sun, you don't need to worry about the occult, you need to prepare for invasion by alien plants determined to devour humanity and take over the world. Duh! I've got 20 gallons of Round Up in my shed. 10/10, would read again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Greenleif Stark Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Can't tell if OP is serious or not, I'll assume it isn't and say I had a good laugh reading it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawkcabi Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 1 hour ago, kairparavel said: 10/10, would read again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 I'm going to go the appeasement route with the giant flesh eating plants. I want a cadillac car, a guest shot on Jack Parr, and lastly a date with Hedy Lamarr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 I suppose this is as good a place as any to look for some human sacrifice volunteers? Pretty sure the 1st Amendment gives me a solid legal shield here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mance Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Not sure if this is eclipse related, but today I saw a dog and a cat moving some personal belongings into an apartment. Like, the same apartment. I don't want to be all judgy, but that's weird, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawkcabi Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 25 minutes ago, The Mance said: Not sure if this is eclipse related, but today I saw a dog and a cat moving some personal belongings into an apartment. Like, the same apartment. I don't want to be all judgy, but that's weird, right? Mass hysteria!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordsteve666 Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 What's even better is that apparently the good old US of A is going to get something like 20 odd total solar eclipses this century. So if you miss your turn for a sacrifice this week fear not!, you'll get plenty of other opportunities! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Scot A Ellison Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 I have yet to see the horrible traffic and crowds predicted for the eclipse tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 51 minutes ago, Ser Scot A Ellison said: I have yet to see the horrible traffic and crowds predicted for the eclipse tomorrow. One might think you'd see the predicted traffic tomorrow rather than, um, not tomorrow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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