Lady Blizzardborn

Promise me, Ned!

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Promise me Ned, you'll keep insisting that grumpkin story we told Benjen is true.

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Promise me Ned, don't tell anyone why Benjen had to take the black.  Not everyone is as understanding of incest as the Targarians are.

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Promise me Ned, you'll stay away from blondes--they're always trouble.

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Promise me Ned, you will never talk about "wolf's blood" again. That is so cliché.

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Promise lord Stark, for the good of the realm ,seize the crown for yourself ,because all Targaryens  are nuts even those with 1/4 blood .

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Promise me Ned, you'll take this gold and invest it in my son's name with the Iron Bank of Braavos. 

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PMN if you have a chance to kill any Lannisters, just do it.

PMN, you'll buy this soap. I have to get my numbers up or I'll get fired!

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promise me ned, you won't end up dead, lacking a head, without knowing Fred ...Jon...yes Jon is better...

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Promise me Ned, you’ll take a serious look at your carbon footprint. I know, Winter is coming, blah, blah. Global warming is the real enemy here. 

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PMN, you will bring some of this Dornish wine back with you to WF. It is the bomb!!

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PMN, you'll fill out the form properly this time; this is the 6th time I've sent it back for corrections!

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Promise me Ned, be at my house between 1:00AM and 11:00PM for the next 20 days so that the CATV installer can connect the cable at the street.  Even though he does not need any access to the house someone has to be there so he can "install".

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Promise me, Ned, you'll bring up my child as a bastard and have him get low social status and develop an inferiority complex and incidentally cause dissension in your family because your wife thinks you're being a jerk by bringing him up at Winterfell and she gets hateful and wishes he had been pushed out a window and he joins the Night's Watch and tries to reform it so as not to be anti-Wildling and gets killed but comes to life again, so that your fat ugly lecher creep pal doesn't kill him.

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