Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0
Lady Blizzardborn

Promise me, Ned!

99 posts in this topic

Promise me Ned, you’ll always make him wait an hour after eating before a swim

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Promise me Ned, you will not bring back Dustin's bones, that guy was an asshole. But take my bones home, just to shove it in his bitch wife's face.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Promise me Ned, you’ll never let him watch Fox News 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

pROMISE ME, nED, YOU'LL REMEMBER TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK BEFORE POSTING.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Promise me, Ned, you won't buy his cot from Ikea. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

PMN, you will find out how Rhaegar got those blue roses for the crown for the Tourney at Harrenhal on such short notice.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Promise me, Ned, you`ll stop switching the keyboard on Rhaegar`s computer to `Valyrian glyphs``. It really isn`t funny.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Promise me Ned, you'll turn Robert onto Yoga or something.  That man needs a stress management tool.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

PMN, you'll only say "honour" every third word as opposed to every other word. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Promise me, Ned, you will repay this loan to the amount of GD2,107.05 WITHIN 30 DAYS, OR YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CONSIDERED DELINQUENT.

(GD = golden dragons,.)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Promise me, Ned...if you ever get an unsolicited raven from a Targaryen prince who needs your help moving 10 million golden dragons to the Iron Bank of Braavos before his father catches on that he has his own money, in return for which he will happily give you 1 million golden dragons for yourself...don't make the same mistake I did...

Tell him you get half or no deal. One measly million dragons? For all the $#i! I've been through? If Rhaegar weren't dead I'd ring his neck myself! Nineteen hours of labor, Ned! NINETEEN! Don't tell me a lousy million covers that

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Limerick form, on a whim:
 

There once was a lady who said,

"Please Promise me, Ned...

To ensure that my offspring

Knows more than nothing,"

Next moment, the lady was dead.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
12 hours ago, Yukle said:

Limerick form, on a whim:
 

There once was a lady who said,

"Please Promise me, Ned...

To ensure that my offspring

Knows more than nothing,"

Next moment, the lady was dead.

:lol: I like it!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Me too. If anyone's confused, I change my avatar around. Sometimes it's the cat riding a dragon and holding a sword, sometimes it's the black cat in a red cape.

Oh, right. She's thinking" I won Nanowrimo." Yes, that's rather literal. Sorry!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0