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MLB 2017: Jim Rice Tells CC Sabathia to Mix in a Salad

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14 minutes ago, dmc515 said:

Granted, the film is mediocre at best.  Just like the Twins.

 

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41 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said:

 

Well played.  You win the youtube clip wars...

 

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5 hours ago, dmc515 said:

Twins got him along with Joe Nathan and Francisco Liriano for AJ Pierzynski from the Giants.  Remember that trade well for obvious reasons.  Crazy thing is Bonser was thought of as the top asset the Giants sent to the Twins.

My friend picked up a baseball game from 2003 for his PS2.  AJ is on the Twins and he is straight-up mauling opposing pitchers.  Sports are weird.

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48 minutes ago, Lightning Lord said:

My friend picked up a baseball game from 2003 for his PS2.  AJ is on the Twins and he is straight-up mauling opposing pitchers.  Sports are weird.

When I'm inclined to create a new team each year, I still play MVP Baseball 2004 on a original X Box due to familiarity.  Yeah, I'm not much of a gamer.

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So last sunday I went to the Yanks-Sawx game and had tickets like 8 rows in back of home plate. My buddy gets them like once or twice a year through his business and it's awesome. Anyways, the Marlins Man(it says that on the back of his jersey. Seriously.) was there with a dude who was just absolutely hammered. Anytime there was down time I couldn't keep my eyes off this idiot. He kept going up and down the front row aisles and by the 5th inning he could barely even walk. Security gave him coffee at one point.

So around the 7th inning this asshole starts a fight with a guy after bumping into the seated man while trying to walk up the aisle. The drunk fuck actually lands a right and this poor guy gets a huge knot on his forehead. Security comes and he even gets aggressive with them. Finally some older guy puts him into a rare-naked choke and he is slowly escorted away. But here comes the Marlin Man swooping in and sweet talking security putting blame on the other guy. He even started talking shit to the victim and his wife at one point and kept pleading with the cops to let his buddy stay. It was a poor show and everyone was getting pretty sour with him at this point so he finally just left. So long story short and to the surprise of probably nobody...the Marlins Man is an asshole.

Also got to see Sale get beat up and Judge hit a moonshot. Good times.

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I love that Marlins Man has to represent at other stadiums.  He's not going to leave without his presence being felt.  The incidence of the drunk fuck was a perfect opportunity for Marlins Man to do and say stuff.  

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Hey Chicago, what do ya say? The Cubs are gonna lose today!

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26 minutes ago, KingintheNorth4 said:

Hey Chicago, what do ya say? The Cubs are gonna lose today!

More of this, please.  Shakespearean.  

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1 hour ago, Triskan said:

More of this, please.  Shakespearean.  

The Cubs will give me plenty of material. I just know it.

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Two homers each for Judge and Sanchez today. I have a feeling Judge is turning it on at the right time. 

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I'm losing faith in Dave Roberts. Why in the fuck does he continue to sit Taylor and/or Puig in favor of Curtis fucking Granderson and his sub-.100 BA?

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13 minutes ago, Myshkin said:

I'm losing faith in Dave Roberts. Why in the fuck does he continue to sit Taylor and/or Puig in favor of Curtis fucking Granderson and his sub-.100 BA?

YOU GOTS TA SIMMA!

https://view.yahoo.com/show/saturday-night-live/clip/40039392/nadeen-at-burger-castle

CURTIS, NEED YA UP FRONT NOW, HERE!

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20 in a row is freaking amazing...but my Cleveland loving friends of Ohio need to chill the eff out.  Don't get so far over your skis...save some for October. I mean, look at the Dodgers pacing themselves going into the final three weeks...

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5 minutes ago, Jaxom 1974 said:

20 in a row is freaking amazing...but my Cleveland loving friends of Ohio need to chill the eff out.  Don't get so far over your skis...save some for October. I mean, look at the Dodgers pacing themselves going into the final three weeks...

Now is the time to get hot. The Dodgers better turn it around quick. You don't want to go into the postseason ice cold.

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Holy fuck, the Dodgers won. 

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10 hours ago, Myshkin said:

Holy fuck, the Dodgers won. 

Heading out to AT&T tonight. I hear last night was much as you described Petco last week. Just a fuckton of Dodger's fans out blowing rats and masturbating dogs and performing all sorts of horrifically perverted sex acts in and around the ballpark. 

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