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Crack Theory: The Emperor is Aegon the Conqueror

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at some point in the distant past, the god emperor of mankind got teleported to a chaos-affected backwater planet. 

those who inhabited it decided to call him aegon the conqueror. but over time his powers over others became fable, and the dragons got more hyped up. he did bang two hot women though. eventually he had his fill of trying to improve these people's lives and took the first ship home in secret after faking his own death. then he cast a psychic wave to make them all forget his other powers besides being a dragon rider. 

or maybe he saw the ice daemons coming and decided to come back one day to finish them off. 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Фейсал said:

i'm not quite sure what any of this means

No one does. Not even the original poster. Weird 

Edited by Javelin Catcher

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I think you're on to something. I also think there are hints throughout the books that he had a midichlorian count that was higher than maester Yoda.

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Well, the sudden appearance of Leto II would surely solve all current problems of Planetos, making it possible to end the series even in one book! :leaving:

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Qyburn IS Frankenfurter!  Making Sir Robert Strong rocky and the missing prisoners are Eddie, starring Cersei and Jamie as Brad and Janet

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6 hours ago, Morte said:

Well, the sudden appearance of Leto II would surely solve all current problems of Planetos, making it possible to end the series even in one book! :leaving:

That's what I thought when I read the idea. B)

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On 10/3/2017 at 2:38 PM, Javelin Catcher said:

Qyburn IS Frankenfurter!  Making Sir Robert Strong rocky and the missing prisoners are Eddie, starring Cersei and Jamie as Brad and Janet

That is a nice theory, but "Damnit, Cersei" doesn't rhyme, so the whole thing doesn't work.

Also, castles don't have glass candles, asshole.

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