Songs That Make You Want To Stab Yourself In The Face

[Manhole Eunuchsbane]

 Want to throw another artist out there who has had a slew of "hits" lately who basically chaps my hide. DJ Khaled. This is yet another one of these "artists" (like say Calvin Harris or The Chainsmokers) who "create" a beat and string like a guitar lick or a keyboard chorus together and then get an established artist to sing over it. This talentless ass-clown likes to punctuate every minute or so of the "song" that he's "producing" by yelling his name over the track. DEEEEEEJAAAAAYYYYYY KHALEEEEEEEED! His latest musical abortion is a collaboration with Rihanna and something called a Bryson Tiller entitled Wild Thoughts. At the start of this sonorous masterpiece, DJ Khaled proclaims that "We The Best Music!" and then yells DEEEEEJAAAAAYYYYY KHALEEEEEEED! The primary guitar riff this beast is laid over is this super-cheesy, wanna-be Santana style groove, which fails miserably at being anything other than a pale, uninspired copy of something it can not even hope to be. DEEEEEJAAAAAYYYYYY KHALEEEEEEED can go eat a bag of dicks.