Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 And that bastard got his ass sweat all over the flag... http://suckleague.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/WeedenSpandex.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: Your namesakes raped and pillaged most of the known world and invented crucifixion. Oh yeah, and honey mead. That shit is foul. The Vikings invented crucifixion? The Romans did that shit since like 500 bc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalbear Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Pony Queen Jace said: The Vikings invented crucifixion? The Romans did that shit since like 500 bc Much like other things invented elsewhere, the Vikings stole the idea, used it, and then claimed it was theirs all along. Just like Brett Favre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Pony Queen Jace said: The Vikings invented crucifixion? The Romans did that shit since like 500 bc Nah, they invented that shit on Thorsday, and the Romans didn't pick it up until the following Saturnalia. They were just so Loki about it, it kind of slipped under the radar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 5 minutes ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: Nah, they invented that shit on Thorsday, and the Romans didn't pick it up until the following Saturnalia. They were just so Loki about it, it kind of slipped under the radar. Dafuq???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Week Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Pony Queen Jace said: The Vikings invented crucifixion? The Romans did that shit since like 500 bc And the Romans stealing shit from the Assyrians and Babylonians (via Phoenicians). Quote In antiquity crucifixion was considered one of the most brutal and shameful modes of death. Probably originating with the Assyrians and Babylonians, it was used systematically by the Persians in the 6th century BC. Alexander the Great brought it from there to the eastern Mediterranean countries in the 4th century BC, and the Phoenicians introduced it to Rome in the 3rd century BC. It was virtually never used in pre-Hellenic Greece. The Romans perfected crucifion for 500 years until it was abolished by Constantine I in the 4th century AD. Crucifixion in Roman times was applied mostly to slaves, disgraced soldiers, Christians and foreigners--only very rarely to Roman citizens. Death, usually after 6 hours--4 days, was due to multifactorial pathology: after-effects of compulsory scourging and maiming, haemorrhage and dehydration causing hypovolaemic shock and pain, but the most important factor was progressive asphyxia caused by impairment of respiratory movement. Resultant anoxaemia exaggerated hypovolaemic shock. Death was probably commonly precipitated by cardiac arrest, caused by vasovagal reflexes, initiated inter alia by severe anoxaemia, severe pain, body blows and breaking of the large bones. The attending Roman guards could only leave the site after the victim had died, and were known to precipitate death by means of deliberate fracturing of the tibia and/or fibula, spear stab wounds into the heart, sharp blows to the front of the chest, or a smoking fire built at the foot of the cross to asphyxiate the victim. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14750495 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Pony Queen Jace said: Dafuq???? It was a Norse/Roma joke. I was exercising some Satyrical license, ya valkyrie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 17 minutes ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: It was a Norse/Roma joke. I was exercising some Satyrical license, ya valkyrie. You're so full of shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 13 minutes ago, Pony Queen Jace said: You're so full of shit Which brings to mind what is perhaps my favorite Norse Myth. Keep in mind that this one is pretty heavily "interpreted by Sandman author Neil Gaiman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMe90 Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 17 minutes ago, Pony Queen Jace said: You're so full of shit The best shit. Only the best stinking shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Manhole, you know I'm too fucked up for that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 17 minutes ago, Pony Queen Jace said: Manhole, you know I'm too fucked up for that shit Pick up Sandman Season of Mists if you dig mythology. Fantastic perspective on a whole bunch of different pantheons from Norse to Greek and just about everything in between. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 8 minutes ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: Pick up Sandman Season of Mists if you dig mythology. Fantastic perspective on a whole bunch of different pantheons from Norse to Greek and just about everything in between. I'm currently getting the greek perspective on dat weed, m'fucka! Playin' a little Attila Total War and watchin' 'American Dad' on Hulu while reading some shit in the politics thread about you guys talkn' some straight insanity. Dawwwwwg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Pony Queen Jace said: I'm currently getting the greek perspective on dat weed, m'fucka! Playin' a little Attila Total War and watchin' 'American Dad' on Hulu while reading some shit in the politics thread about you guys talkn' some straight insanity. Dawwwwwg Yeah, I seem to have a talent for pissing off progressives. It's a gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 10 minutes ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: Yeah, I seem to have a talent for pissing off progressives. It's a gift. Yo we old, but we tryin'. That's what makes it worth it yo! I know I ain't as old as yo, but I old enough to be on that lowdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Any thoughts on the Niners? I'm hoping for more games like the first 2..in it but by all means don't win it. Josh Rosen here we come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 14 hours ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: Yeah, I seem to have a talent for pissing off progressives. It's a gift. I'm a progressive and you're aces with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maithanet Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 14 minutes ago, James Arryn said: Any thoughts on the Niners? I'm hoping for more games like the first 2..in it but by all means don't win it. Josh Rosen here we come! This week at Indy might be your biggest challenge yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 52 minutes ago, Maithanet said: This week at Indy might be your biggest challenge yet. The stopped force object against the moveable object. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 1 hour ago, James Arryn said: I'm a progressive and you're aces with me. Ah shucks! Thanks big guy. Yeah, I probably should've said regressives mostly. /And yeah, I'm with you on the Niners. I like to see some incremental improvements, you know like the D-line getting as much pressure as it has been, but I think winning is probably counter-productive at this point. That Rams game was probably the perfect compromise, ya know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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