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Wikipedia has an article on "penis removal" that you may find helpful. They particularly note the importance of keeping the urethra open while healing occurs. So, "sitting down" is the correct answer.

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24 minutes ago, Livesundersink said:

Ask Varys or Grey Worm

I tried that. Here's what happened:

  • Varys: Who are you?
  • Me: Just some guy who reads the books. That's not important. Some other guy who reads the book told me you could explain how Theon pisses without his cock.
  • Varys: Well, I never tried pissing with Theon's cock, so I'm not really the one to ask.
  • Me: You know what I mean. How do you piss without your own cock?
  • Varys: How do you piss without your own cock?
  • Me: What do you mean? I have mine.
  • Varys: Are you sure?
  • Me: What the fuck? How did you—
  • Varys: My little birds get everywhere.
  • Me: But that's impossible!
  • Varys: Everywhere. Seriously. Do you want it back? I have it on ice.
  • Me: Of course I want it back!
  • Varys: Have you read the preview chapters for Winds?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Varys: Good. I have to wait for the book to come out and be translated, because I only speak Common, not English.
  • Me: Then how are we talking right now?
  • Varys: Don't ask stupid questions if you want your cock back. Just give me all the spoilers you've read.
  • Me: Is this how you always know what's going to happen before it happens?
  • Varys: Yes.
  • Me: I thought your little birds—
  • Varys: Yes, you saw what they can do.
  • Me: So you just trick readers—
  • Varys: Well, I can hardly trick George anymore. After the third time, he started being more careful around me. Now, start spoiling, before something else starts spoiling. Ice doesn't keep forever.
  • Me: (everything I can remember from the preview chapters)
  • Varys: He's really giving Arianne that many chapters?
  • Me: Seems like it.
  • Varys: Well, you've kept your side of the bargain. Here it is, in this ice chest.
  • Me: Thanks.

And I never got the answer to my question.

Next time I'll try Grey Worm.

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22 minutes ago, falcotron said:

I tried that. Here's what happened:

  • Varys: Who are you?
  • Me: Just some guy who reads the books. That's not important. Some other guy who reads the book told me you could explain how Theon pisses without his cock.
  • Varys: Well, I never tried pissing with Theon's cock, so I'm not really the one to ask.
  • Me: You know what I mean. How do you piss without your own cock?
  • Varys: How do you piss without your own cock?
  • Me: What do you mean? I have mine.
  • Varys: Are you sure?
  • Me: What the fuck? How did you—
  • Varys: My little birds get everywhere.
  • Me: But that's impossible!
  • Varys: Everywhere. Seriously. Do you want it back? I have it on ice.
  • Me: Of course I want it back!
  • Varys: Have you read the preview chapters for Winds?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Varys: Good. I have to wait for the book to come out and be translated, because I only speak Common, not English.
  • Me: Then how are we talking right now?
  • Varys: Don't ask stupid questions if you want your cock back. Just give me all the spoilers you've read.
  • Me: Is this how you always know what's going to happen before it happens?
  • Varys: Yes.
  • Me: I thought your little birds—
  • Varys: Yes, you saw what they can do.
  • Me: So you just trick readers—
  • Varys: Well, I can hardly trick George anymore. After the third time, he started being more careful around me. Now, start spoiling, before something else starts spoiling. Ice doesn't keep forever.
  • Me: (everything I can remember from the preview chapters)
  • Varys: He's really giving Arianne that many chapters?
  • Me: Seems like it.
  • Varys: Well, you've kept your side of the bargain. Here it is, in this ice chest.
  • Me: Thanks.

And I never got the answer to my question.

Next time I'll try Grey Worm.

 

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