manchester_babe Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 How does Theon piss without his cock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Cruise Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I assume sitting down.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 5 minutes ago, Tom Cruise said: I assume sitting down.... That's one option. Alternatively, through a tube. Some eunuchs would keep a tube for that purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Eyes Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 3 hours ago, SeanF said: That's one option. Alternatively, through a tube. Some eunuchs would keep a tube for that purpose. That's if Ramsay even gives him that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMIFairy Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 4 hours ago, manchester_babe said: How does Theon piss without his cock? Use Google ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zandru Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Wikipedia has an article on "penis removal" that you may find helpful. They particularly note the importance of keeping the urethra open while healing occurs. So, "sitting down" is the correct answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manchester_babe Posted October 6, 2017 Author Share Posted October 6, 2017 Okay. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMIFairy Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Your pink font is So!Cute!!!!11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neddy's Girl Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I am of the opinion that Theon still has his penis. I saw an article where someone makes a pretty good case for it (can't remember where - maybe google it if you're interested). So my answer would be, like any other bloke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livesundersink Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 20 hours ago, manchester_babe said: How does Theon piss without his cock? Ask Varys or Grey Worm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcotron Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 24 minutes ago, Livesundersink said: Ask Varys or Grey Worm I tried that. Here's what happened: Varys: Who are you? Me: Just some guy who reads the books. That's not important. Some other guy who reads the book told me you could explain how Theon pisses without his cock. Varys: Well, I never tried pissing with Theon's cock, so I'm not really the one to ask. Me: You know what I mean. How do you piss without your own cock? Varys: How do you piss without your own cock? Me: What do you mean? I have mine. Varys: Are you sure? Me: What the fuck? How did you— Varys: My little birds get everywhere. Me: But that's impossible! Varys: Everywhere. Seriously. Do you want it back? I have it on ice. Me: Of course I want it back! Varys: Have you read the preview chapters for Winds? Me: Yes. Varys: Good. I have to wait for the book to come out and be translated, because I only speak Common, not English. Me: Then how are we talking right now? Varys: Don't ask stupid questions if you want your cock back. Just give me all the spoilers you've read. Me: Is this how you always know what's going to happen before it happens? Varys: Yes. Me: I thought your little birds— Varys: Yes, you saw what they can do. Me: So you just trick readers— Varys: Well, I can hardly trick George anymore. After the third time, he started being more careful around me. Now, start spoiling, before something else starts spoiling. Ice doesn't keep forever. Me: (everything I can remember from the preview chapters) Varys: He's really giving Arianne that many chapters? Me: Seems like it. Varys: Well, you've kept your side of the bargain. Here it is, in this ice chest. Me: Thanks. And I never got the answer to my question. Next time I'll try Grey Worm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livesundersink Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 22 minutes ago, falcotron said: I tried that. Here's what happened: Varys: Who are you? Me: Just some guy who reads the books. That's not important. Some other guy who reads the book told me you could explain how Theon pisses without his cock. Varys: Well, I never tried pissing with Theon's cock, so I'm not really the one to ask. Me: You know what I mean. How do you piss without your own cock? Varys: How do you piss without your own cock? Me: What do you mean? I have mine. Varys: Are you sure? Me: What the fuck? How did you— Varys: My little birds get everywhere. Me: But that's impossible! Varys: Everywhere. Seriously. Do you want it back? I have it on ice. Me: Of course I want it back! Varys: Have you read the preview chapters for Winds? Me: Yes. Varys: Good. I have to wait for the book to come out and be translated, because I only speak Common, not English. Me: Then how are we talking right now? Varys: Don't ask stupid questions if you want your cock back. Just give me all the spoilers you've read. Me: Is this how you always know what's going to happen before it happens? Varys: Yes. Me: I thought your little birds— Varys: Yes, you saw what they can do. Me: So you just trick readers— Varys: Well, I can hardly trick George anymore. After the third time, he started being more careful around me. Now, start spoiling, before something else starts spoiling. Ice doesn't keep forever. Me: (everything I can remember from the preview chapters) Varys: He's really giving Arianne that many chapters? Me: Seems like it. Varys: Well, you've kept your side of the bargain. Here it is, in this ice chest. Me: Thanks. And I never got the answer to my question. Next time I'll try Grey Worm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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