Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Seems our old pal Vontaze is up to the same old shit... http://www.pennlive.com/steelers/index.ssf/2017/10/burfict_no_handshake_steelers.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I feel very strongly that we've had this title before. Meanwhile, goddamn! Is anyone else seeing this kid on ESPN? I'm sitting here, trying to hate Carson Wentz for being a Jesus freak and they're doing a whole thing on this poor kid and his family and the boy has cancer. And then he gets better, and then gets told he's gonna die during a goddamn party and meanwhile Carson Wentz is all 'shucks, you're a cool kid'. Fuck, if I wanted to cry this bad I'd watch a goddamn Browns game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebla Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Eagles fans cried all week about the officiating last week and they start with 4 straight penalties and end up 1st and 33 on their 1 yard line followed by a pick. eta: Actually, they had FIVE penalties with the 12 men in the huddle that put them on the 1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalbear Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 41 minutes ago, Pony Queen Jace said: I feel very strongly that we've had this title before. We have; I would suggest practice makes Burfict. 41 minutes ago, Pony Queen Jace said: I'm sitting here, trying to hate Carson Wentz for being a Jesus freak and they're doing a whole thing on this poor kid and his family and the boy has cancer. And then he gets better, and then gets told he's gonna die during a goddamn party and meanwhile Carson Wentz is all 'shucks, you're a cool kid'. Fuck, if I wanted to cry this bad I'd watch a goddamn Browns game. Watching Browns games is a good sign that we are in the Bad Place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, Kalbear said: We have; I would suggest practice makes Burfict. Watching Browns games is a good sign that we are in the Bad Place. Last week it took me ten hours to realize that the Inside Training Camp segment of NFL Network was highlighting the Browns and I hadn't been sucked into the Upside Down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalbear Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Pony Queen Jace said: Last week it took me ten hours to realize that the Inside Training Camp segment of NFL Network was highlighting the Browns and I hadn't been sucked into the Upside Down. The Demogorgon would be a better teammate and player than anyone on the Browns save Joe Thomas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Kalbear said: The Demogorgon would be a better teammate and player than anyone on the Browns save Joe Thomas. I heard the team is going to stop printing names one the back of the quarterback's jersey, and in honor of Carson Wentz all nameless QB's will wear his number henceforth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Doesn't wearing a black ring mean you're say or something? Kirk has one. I could have sworn it was some kind of underground thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Kalbear said: We have; I would suggest practice makes Burfict. That title is better than mine, but the first was Nobody's Burfict. I try not to regurgitate titles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Pony Queen Jace said: I feel very strongly that we've had this title before. /Burfict Strangers, yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 Man that lead in between Gruden, his broadcast partner and that lame Fresh Prince of Bel-Air graphic was rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: Man that lead in between Gruden, his broadcast partner and that lame Fresh Prince of Bel-Air graphic was rough. I choked on aftersmoke that was fresher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Pony Queen Jace said: I choked on aftersmoke that was fresher. Yeah, could they say "fresh" a few more times? Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 My god this kid is electrifying. fuck him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 Holy Shit! How did Wentz keep his feet there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanteGabriel Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 This might be my first look at Wentz. He can dadgum sling that pigskin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Jon Gruden: Huh, that fag we beat up at the Trump rally may have had a point... this game is dangerous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 This faith shit is making me sick. And a quick score here... an onsides makes this good! Or Kirk will immediately be sacked for -29 yards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 DAAAAAAMMMMNB Mooch, the Washingtons gave up! They gave the fuck up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 Digging this Iggles team. They are at the top of my "who's going to beat the Pats" list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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