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MLB Offseason 2017/18 - Yu Broke My Heart, Ain't That A Shame

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47 minutes ago, Myshkin said:

 

YA'LL READY FOR GAME 7!?!?!

 

OH WAH! GET YER BOOTY ON THE FLOOR TONIGHT! MAKE MY DAY. MAKE MY, MAKE MY,MAKE MAKE MY DAY!

BUM-BA-DUM-BA-DUM-BUM-BUM YEAH!

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Just now, kairparavel said:

Joctober! Bring on Hobember!

As much as I hate to say this, I kind of love that. Joctober is ober. Remember Hobember! 

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6 minutes ago, kairparavel said:

Joctober! Bring on Hobember!

That’s it, these two months have officially been renamed. 

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2 hours ago, Myshkin said:

That’s it, these two months have officially been renamed. 

There's really only one phrase in the entire human lexicon that can properly second this motion.

WHOOMP, THERE IT IS.

 

 

Edited by Manhole Eunuchsbane

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7 minutes ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said:

Joc Jams Come At A Price

https://deadspin.com/joc-pederson-wont-say-who-has-to-pay-him-1820039914

 

/Pay me my money!

I heard it was Turner who had to pay him. Word is he got the first 2 volumes of Jocjamz for a penny, but he didn’t read the fine print so didn’t know that volume 3 cost $19.95.

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15 minutes ago, Myshkin said:

I heard it was Turner who had to pay him. Word is he got the first 2 volumes of Jocjamz for a penny, but he didn’t read the fine print so didn’t know that volume 3 cost $19.95.

Damn. The Hobo got Columbia Housed. I hate when that happens.

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1 hour ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said:

Damn. The Hobo got Columbia Housed. I hate when that happens.

I read somewhere that Columbia House is the reason most hobos took to the rails in the first place. 

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3 minutes ago, Myshkin said:

I read somewhere that Columbia House is the reason most hobos took to the rails in the first place. 

I had that ding on my credit report from the time I was 16 into my mid 20's, but it never prevented me from getting a loan or anything. I remember buying my first decent car when I was like 26 (I think it was a used 87 Corolla) and the finance guy comes into the office where I'm talking to the salesman. He tosses the file folder on the desk and goes Green Light! Just fucking Columbia House! And both of them start cracking up.

I'm all like "wut?" 

And he goes don't sweat it, kid, it doesn't mean shit.

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A-Rod's teeth are obnoxiously white. 

Bellinger has a world series record 14 K's. Judge laughs at that dinky number.

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The two most exciting words in sports: Game Seven. I gotta go with the Dodgers, since they'e playing at home.

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