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1 hour ago, Pony Queen Jace said:

You swine! You hideous SWINE!

How you doing? You haven't been around much man.

I've been doing a lot of like fake news and weird little stories and shit, so that's pretty fresh...

I was legit rooting for the Colts and everything! But I'm sorry I jinxed them.

I've been quiet but I've kept up on the threads. I enjoyed your Kalbear slash fiction but I'm a little confused why the romance with Rock wasn't more prominent.

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12 minutes ago, sperry said:

Holy crap the Giants are Browns level bad. Getting destroyed by Beat Hard and something called a Matt Breida.

McAdoo is in doodoo

9 minutes ago, DireWolfSpirit said:

So the Vikes and the Saints are 7-2, did I see that right?

The NFC playoffs are starting to look promising for some interesting matchups.

Wind it back to '09 right?

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Just now, Triskele said:

The Rams today surpassed their offensive TD total for all of last year.  And the fact that Keenum is playing so well for Minnesota just adds to the evidence that Fisher really messed it up last year.  

Yeah, if the NFL is gonna blackball anyone it should be that guy. The Rams are really fun to watch. Goff Angeles in full effect!

 

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3 hours ago, sperry said:

Holy crap the Giants are Browns level bad. Getting destroyed by Beat Hard and something called a Matt Breida.

I don't think Beat Hard was pressured once the entire game. I wanted complete madness and the players are delivering in spades. Clean house this offseason.

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2 minutes ago, Ramsay B. said:

I don't think Beat Hard was pressured once the entire game. I wanted complete madness and the players are delivering in spades. Clean house this offseason.

Yeah, that's a team that has clearly given up. McAdoo gets fired tomorrow, methinks. Two weeks in a row this team laid down like dogs.

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8 hours ago, sperry said:

Good to see Briskett get knocked unconscious, lie limp on the field for a while, and promptly re-enter the game.

Concussion Expert Calls Concussion Protocol a Fraud After Brissett Incident

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/colts/2017/11/12/expert-calls-nfl-concussion-protocol-fraud-colts-qb-jacoby-brissett-returns/856853001/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

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10 minutes ago, sperry said:

The imbalance between the NFC and AFC is almost like the West/East divide in basketball this year.  AFC is atrocious, while some really good teams will miss the playoffs in the NFC>

The top 4 teams in the NFC could easily be the 2 seed in the AFC.

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10 hours ago, DanteGabriel said:

I gotta say, if I was a Packers fan I'd feel like the Patriots were giving me the finger with their ostentatious featuring of Martellus Bennett early on.

They were!  

Okay, so, Pats dominate a hapless Broncos team which leads me to ask this question: how quickly can you fire a special teams coach?  Let me count the ways:

-Pats go three-and-out to start the game.  Ughh... they punt to the Broncos who IMMEDIATELY flub the punt, Pats recover score two plays later. 

-Broncos score a FG to keep close-ish pace with teh pats.  Kick off to Dion Lewis who immediately returns if 103 yards for a TD.  Camera immediately cuts to Denver Special Teams coach Brock Olivio who actively looks like he is trying to get his resume into a fax machine.  This also buttresses my theory that everybody named "Brock" is a nozzle.  

-Pats dominate on D and force a punt; running back Rex Burkhead (surprisingly NOT a porn star) blocks the punt which leads immediately to more Pats points.  Brock can be seen trying to dig a tunnel to escape under the Broncos bench.  

-Towards the end of the game, the vaunted Broncos somehow hold the Pats to a punt.  When the Pats punt, the Broncos had 12 men on the field (because counting is hard) and that gave the Pats a 1st down after the 5-yard penalty.  Olivio could be seen swallowing a revolver.  

How terrible are you?  

Pats look like the class of the AFC.  Pats have won 5 straight and have wins over the Saints (now looking Superbowl bound), the Texans When they had Watson), and the Falcons (who may not be terrible), among others.  Pats now have an important stretch - Oakland in Mexico and then 5 of the next 6 games against the AFC East to decide the division and the one left-over game is against the Steelers in a game that may well decide home-field throughout the playoffs.  Its crazy because the Pats 4 games ago looked near dead and they ran through some good teams and now they are now close to "controlling their own destiny." 

And the Bills shat the bed and the Steelers were lucky to get a win over the terrible Colts.  Feeling good about this... 

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20 hours ago, Pony Queen Jace said:

TEDDY! TEDDY!

@Tywin et al. It's Teddy!

I love me some Case Keenum, but I kinda hope he gets locked in the bathroom at halftime so we get to see Teddy lead an inspiring comeback.

Meanwhile, is it just me or is Jay Gruden a sneaky good coach?

I still find it hard to believe that his knee is good to go. If he gets put into a game I’ll be watching like a 7 year old seeing their first horror movie.

Also, Case threw the Racial Slurs a beating, even with some of the most lopsided refereeing of all time.

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