Castellan Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 30 minutes ago, Ferocious Veldt Roarer said: You mean, with Syrio alive, the body count of the series would drop to zero? How many people are definitively dead, according to the sum of fan theories? Of course if everyone is actually someone already presumed dead, like Mance being Rhaegar, then fewer people will be dying overall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissdbyfire Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 On 08/12/2017 at 5:34 PM, White Ravens said: There is a connection between the Children of the Forest and Fleabottom because there is a CofF named Leaf and her name is spelled with the same letters as Flea. Oh I absolutely love this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Martell's son Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Worst: Anything involving the great empire of the dawn, the proto-valyrian theories, mance/benjen/euron/dario is everyone else on different sides of the planet. Almost worst: Any Jon parentage theory after the thing we can't mention confirmed R+L=J Ned is alive Varys is someone's parent Bloodraven/ctof in league with the others Bad but understandable when taking into account rabid fanboys/girls: Time traveling bran affecting the past Arthur dayne being alive Rhaegar being a rapist anyone being AA reborn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manchester_babe Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 6 hours ago, Texas Hold Em said: This theory proposed by a few, "Sansa will become queen". Ridiculous. That girl has no business in a position of importance. She should be content cleaning Sweetrobin's fragrant bottom each time he does the #2. She will be queen. She's been groomed to be queen. She's the perfect choice to be queen. Not Dany. Dany is too mad to be queen. And Cersei is no longer queen. And I doubt Maragery will survive. Have you read any metas on why Sansa will be queen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 8 hours ago, Apoplexy said: You beat me to it! Also, Jojenpaste. Jojen paste is real. It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 6 hours ago, Texas Hold Em said: This theory proposed by a few, "Sansa will become queen". Ridiculous. That girl has no business in a position of importance. She should be content cleaning Sweetrobin's fragrant bottom each time he does the #2. Whoa... shots fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Castellan said: How many people are definitively dead, according to the sum of fan theories? Of course if everyone is actually someone already presumed dead, like Mance being Rhaegar, then fewer people will be dying overall. Exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 1 hour ago, kissdbyfire said: Oh I absolutely love this one! Makes perfect sense to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 All y'all are forgetting the pink letter theories. Somebody's gotta be hating those, heh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crona Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Ashara Dayne and Brandon/Ned/Aerys/Rhaegar/Arthur Dayne were bumping uglies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kienn Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 4 hours ago, Castellan said: And somebody has to die, for God's sake. Syrio is pretty early... Surely his fake death would have occurred before the sum of fake deaths reached the acceptable limit. What is that limit by the way? Perhaps you think Bran & Rickon should be really dead. Or Davos? Or Tyrion x 6 times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Crona said: Ashara Dayne and Brandon/Ned/Aerys/Rhaegar/Arthur Dayne were bumping uglies Well, she was playing a bit of how's your father with somebody... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crona Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Lost Melnibonean said: Well, she was playing a bit of how's your father with somebody... I know she probably did..and that makes it so much worse lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desire Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 daario naharis is princess diana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonsbone Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Ashara being the mother of Jon or Danny. Basically every theory involving Ashara. Euron=Dario=Benjen Mance=Rhaegar Sansa and the Hound ending up together. This is just disgusding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel E Mahc Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 On 12/9/2017 at 3:48 PM, Tygett Lannister said: Jon is legitimate son of R+L and heir to Iron Throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maudisdottir Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Any baby swap theories involving Dany being taken from the TOJ/Starfall to Dragonstone/Sunspear/Braavos to be passed off as the dead baby of Rhaella (because, why?) or that she's just some random silver-haired infant that someone with foresight decided to lump with Viserys-on-the-run in case one day in the future he needed a bargaining chip. And who luckily turned out to have the ability to hatch dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faera Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 On 09/12/2017 at 3:23 PM, Apoplexy said: Also, Jojenpaste. I can't believe I forgot about bloody Jojen Paste. Staying on the topic of Reedlings in BR's cave, one of the absolute worst theories I have ever read that I must have repressed before now, I hated it so much -- That Bran will sexually assault or rape Meera using Hodor's body. ... Now, where is my mind bleach?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asshai Backward Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 How about the one where Catelyn Stark isn't really dead--her body was dragged out of the water by Nymeria and reanimated by Beric Dondarrion, who himself wasn't dead, even though he'd been killed 7 or 8 times. Thoros of Myr (yeah, right) kept reanimating Beric with a magic kiss. Some people and their wacky "x isn't really dead." I've even heard that some people think Gregor Clegane didn't die, or is being reanimated Frankenstein-style. Don't they understand George isn't writing that kind of book? Where do they get these ideas? Spoiler alert--I've only read the first book so far. So-so, so far, but these forums are crazy entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nowy Tends Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 14 minutes ago, Asshai Backward said: How about the one where Catelyn Stark isn't really dead--her body was dragged out of the water by Nymeria and reanimated by Beric Dondarrion, who himself wasn't dead, even though he'd been killed 7 or 8 times. Thoros of Myr (yeah, right) kept reanimating Beric with a magic kiss. Some people and their wacky "x isn't really dead." I've even heard that some people think Gregor Clegane didn't die, or is being reanimated Frankenstein-style. Don't they understand George isn't writing that kind of book? Where do they get these ideas? Spoiler alert--I've only read the first book so far. So-so, so far, but these forums are crazy entertaining. Is that supposed to be funny or sarcastic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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