Leo of House Cartel Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Tremendous work all around! His armour had been poorly breasted. No use to a tourney contestant. When mountain pierced star. Star's throat said "ta-ra". Now that sun of the Vale he is resting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted January 17, 2018 Author Share Posted January 17, 2018 On 15/01/2018 at 11:09 PM, Leo of House Cartel said: Tremendous work all around! There once was a sellsword named Bronn, With Tyrion he couldn't go wrong. For as he foretold, The imp's good for gold. But offer him more and he's gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted January 23, 2018 Author Share Posted January 23, 2018 Now if R + L = J, As most of the fandom do say. That weaves ice and fire, A prophecies desire. No wonder Ned hid Jon away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foot_Of_The_King Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 The Lion of the West was smart His cunning was off the chart He hated peasants He wasn't pleasant And he died with a loud fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted January 25, 2018 Author Share Posted January 25, 2018 On 23/01/2018 at 11:37 PM, Foot_Of_The_King said: The Lion of the West was smart His cunning was off the chart He hated peasants He wasn't pleasant And he died with a loud fart Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted January 25, 2018 Author Share Posted January 25, 2018 The king loved to hunt that's for sure, Until viciously attacked by a boar. He had drunk too much wine, So got pierced by that swine. And alas now the king is no more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light a wight tonight Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 The High Sparrow captured Queen Cersei And proceeded to show her no mercy Had her shaved crotch and crown Made her walk through the town Enjoying the scene quite perversely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted January 27, 2018 Author Share Posted January 27, 2018 20 hours ago, Light a wight tonight said: The High Sparrow captured Queen Cersei And proceeded to show her no mercy Had her shaved crotch and crown Made her walk through the town Enjoying the scene quite perversely Love it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted January 27, 2018 Author Share Posted January 27, 2018 Those Brothers who doubt they exist, Were shocked by events at The Fist. The lucky ones fled, Those icy undead. Wights swarming are hard to resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravenous reader Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 20 hours ago, Light a wight tonight said: The High Sparrow captured Queen Cersei And proceeded to show her no mercy Had her shaved crotch and crown Made her walk through the town Enjoying the scene quite perversely This is the best one so far. Thus sayeth the Poetess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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