Wizz-The-Smith Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 It's been a while since we had a limericks thread and they're always good fun. Funny ones, serious ones, anything goes. I'll kick things off......... ''But I saw the White Walkers'' he said, Though unfortunately still lost his head. For deserters will pay, ''Bran don't look away'' Poor old Gared was sentenced by Ned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted December 25, 2017 Author Share Posted December 25, 2017 So, once he was wed to the trees Bran picked up the language with ease He learns the true tongue Which might seem far flung But for rustling of leaves on the breeze There once was a smith in Kings Landing Whom the Hand sought to seek understanding Robert's bastard he found All this time underground And the craft to his work was outstanding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foot_Of_The_King Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 There once was a boy named Snow He had no place to go At the beginning of Fall He went to the Wall and then he became a Crow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 14 hours ago, Foot_Of_The_King said: There once was a boy named Snow He had no place to go At the beginning of Fall He went to the Wall and then he became a Crow Love it! 5 hours ago, Lost Melnibonean said: Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 There once was a dragon to dread, Spreading fear as he flew overhead. And there's no fighting back, With Balerion the Black Or he'll burn you and leave you all dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 To the North, it was quite part and parcel That the Starks controlled Winterfell castle Till the ruling young kid Was deposed by a squid Now considered a treacherous arsehole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Lord Tywin was stern to behold Even his friends found him cold This harshest of rulers Imprisoned two jewellers For asking "Your Lordship shits gold?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravenous reader Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 There once was a girl called Lisa George tried but he could not please her For reasons complex (...or simply just sex) She ran off with myst'ry man 'X' Whose real name remains a teaser Spurned, poor George nursed his broken heart Pouring his grief into his art 'Lya', 'Lyanna', 'Melisa', 'Lysa' or 'Nissa' Just playing the part... Of the same lost girl, forever repeating The doomed love triangle at the start. Quote A Dance with Dragons - A Ghost in Winterfell It all seemed so familiar, like a mummer show that he had seen before. Only the mummers had changed. Roose Bolton was playing the part that Theon had played the last time round, and the dead men were playing the parts of Aggar, Gynir Rednose, and Gelmarr the Grim. Reek was there too, he remembered, but he was a different Reek, a Reek with bloody hands and lies dripping from his lips, sweet as honey. Reek, Reek, it rhymes with sneak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted December 27, 2017 Author Share Posted December 27, 2017 14 hours ago, Roose Boltons Pet Leech said: To the North, it was quite part and parcel That the Starks controlled Winterfell castle Till the ruling young kid Was deposed by a squid Now considered a treacherous arsehole. Hi Roose Boltons Pet Leech, I love your limericks, especially this one Great job. 54 minutes ago, ravenous reader said: There once was a girl called Lisa George tried but he could not please her For reasons complex (...or simply just sex) She ran off with myst'ry man 'X' Whose real name remains a teaser Spurned, poor George nursed his broken heart Pouring his grief into his art 'Lya', 'Lyanna', 'Melisa', 'Lysa' or 'Nissa' Just playing the part... Of the same lost girl, forever repeating The doomed love triangle at the start. LOL! I'm very pleased the 'Poetess of the Nennymoans' has added her lyrical prowess to the thread, love it! An ode to the ubiquitous love triangles, and of course the identity of mystery man X, whose name after much research remains a secret. Poetically puzzling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted December 27, 2017 Author Share Posted December 27, 2017 Now Lord Manderly suffered no lies, So he looked the Frey's right in the eyes. T'was guilt that he saw, Red Wedding's still raw Then he had all three baked into pies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother of edd tollett Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 My teeth hang on a bears neck Who ate me as an afternoon snack Brother's name is Edd My house name Tollett But atleast this Tollett never wore black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 Nice one @Brother of edd tollett Ol' Dolorous Edd was well known, As a Brother who liked a good moan. But he's good for a joke, And a likeable bloke As various banter has shown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiveFirstDieLater Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Knighted by a prince, drunk down by a king, I kissed a maid, now decomposing. Laughed at by a tree, No Kingsguard oath for me? My song is only bitterness to sing. Who am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 hour ago, LiveFirstDieLater said: Knighted by a prince, drunk down by a king, I kissed a maid, now decomposing. Laughed at by a tree, No Kingsguard oath for me? My song is only bitterness to sing. Who am I? Lem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted December 31, 2017 Author Share Posted December 31, 2017 Agreed, I thought it was Lem as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted December 31, 2017 Author Share Posted December 31, 2017 The lake had that copper beaten sheen A most quaint and resplendent scene For the God's Eye's attire Held colours like fire Though the island was shimmering green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 T'was a castle in clouds way up high, Seems the Eyrie was built in the sky. There's a beautiful view, Although everyone knew Out the Moon Door the bad man will fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted January 3, 2018 Author Share Posted January 3, 2018 There once was a fellow named Sam, Who had dreamt of a full leg of lamb. But when he awoke, He thought it no joke As he had to make do with some ham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted January 15, 2018 Author Share Posted January 15, 2018 To the Warrior prayed every last soldier, And the northmen to gods even older. They'll fight the great war, With victory unsure. Whilst the chill winds of winter grow colder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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