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ASOIAF Limericks

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Tremendous work all around!  ;) 

 

His armour had been poorly breasted.

No use to a tourney contestant.

When mountain pierced star.

Star's throat said "ta-ra".

Now that sun of the Vale he is resting.

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On ‎15‎/‎01‎/‎2018 at 11:09 PM, Leo of House Cartel said:

Tremendous work all around!  ;) 

:cheers:

 

There once was a sellsword named Bronn,

With Tyrion he couldn't go wrong.

For as he foretold,

The imp's good for gold.

But offer him more and he's gone.

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Now if R + L = J,

As most of the fandom do say.

That weaves ice and fire,

A prophecies desire.

No wonder Ned hid Jon away.   

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The Lion of the West was smart

His cunning was off the chart

He hated peasants

He wasn't pleasant

And he died with a loud fart

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On ‎23‎/‎01‎/‎2018 at 11:37 PM, Foot_Of_The_King said:

The Lion of the West was smart

His cunning was off the chart

He hated peasants

He wasn't pleasant

And he died with a loud fart

Lol  :lol:

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The king loved to hunt that's for sure,

Until viciously attacked by a boar.

He had drunk too much wine,

So got pierced by that swine.

And alas now the king is no more.

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The High Sparrow captured Queen Cersei

And proceeded to show her no mercy

Had her shaved crotch and crown

Made her walk through the town

Enjoying the scene quite perversely

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20 hours ago, Light a wight tonight said:

The High Sparrow captured Queen Cersei

And proceeded to show her no mercy

Had her shaved crotch and crown

Made her walk through the town

Enjoying the scene quite perversely

Love it!!  :cheers:

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Those Brothers who doubt they exist,

Were shocked by events at The Fist.

The lucky ones fled,

Those icy undead.

Wights swarming are hard to resist.   

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20 hours ago, Light a wight tonight said:

The High Sparrow captured Queen Cersei

And proceeded to show her no mercy

Had her shaved crotch and crown

Made her walk through the town

Enjoying the scene quite perversely

This is the best one so far.  Thus sayeth the Poetess... B)

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