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Raw water

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On 04/01/2018 at 6:38 AM, Myshkin said:

I love everything about this thread. Thank you my impish (larryish?) friend for posting this remarkable story. I know the bottling of untreated water and selling it as “raw” has thus far been the main focus of this thread, but can we maybe take a few minutes to discuss the fact that this amazing human being/garbage person gave himself a Sikh name? Finding out that he was a white guy was my favorite part of the story.

Same here. As soon as I saw Christopher I was howling.

What a load of wanky, rich nonsense. Doesn't matter how much loose cotton he wears or how long his hair grows he'll still be a pretentious twatnugget 

 

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I have a plan to sell a new product labeled as "Raw Distilled Water" 

It's water that is immediately bottled after being distilled without any additives whatsoever.

Now who wants to fund me?

Edited by A True Kaniggit

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39 minutes ago, The Anti-Targ said:

Isn't all water recycled pee and poop?

Fish pee in lakes all the time. It gets recycled when we drink it.

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23 hours ago, Theda Baratheon said:

Same here. As soon as I saw Christopher I was howling.

What a load of wanky, rich nonsense. Doesn't matter how much loose cotton he wears or how long his hair grows he'll still be a pretentious twatnugget 

 

Funny how these Raw Water dudes are all about the Raw Clothing as well.  A couple of my new agey friends got married wearing some kind of 'raw cotton' clothes that looked like they were made in like 4000 bc and I had to try really hard to laugh during the ceremony.  Fortunately there was no raw water served at the rawception.

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20 hours ago, larrytheimp said:

Funny how these Raw Water dudes are all about the Raw Clothing as well.  A couple of my new agey friends got married wearing some kind of 'raw cotton' clothes that looked like they were made in like 4000 bc and I had to try really hard to laugh during the ceremony.  Fortunately there was no raw water served at the rawception.

LMAO.

i have to admit, as an aspiring historian, i'm quite intrigued by this ''4000 bc'' clothing :lol: 

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For every glass of water that you drink, at least one molecule has passed through the bladder of Oliver Cromwell. If that doesnt meet the definition of rawness nothing will. Further, the precepts of homeopathy declare this glass of water is now nearly infinitely raw (since it appears to be nearly infinitely diluted). Therefore, all water is raw water QED.

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1 hour ago, Theda Baratheon said:

LMAO.

i have to admit, as an aspiring historian, i'm quite intrigued by this ''4000 bc'' clothing :lol: 

Will see if I can find a pic for you

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On ‎1‎/‎4‎/‎2018 at 7:19 PM, Myshkin said:

Okay, but the candles have to be made from beeswax, or ideally spermaceti. None of this tallow or paraffin bullshit.

:idea:   I know a crafter who makes soy candles.  Now one can have raw light in beeswax or vegan soy. Organic, locally sourced naturally.  A raw light for every taste!   

Edited by Nasty LongRider

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On ‎1‎/‎11‎/‎2018 at 3:54 PM, larrytheimp said:

A couple of my new agey friends got married wearing some kind of 'raw cotton' clothes that looked like they were made in like 4000 bc and I had to try really hard to laugh during the ceremony. 

Aww come on I'll bet it wasn't that hard to laugh!   :lol:

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Guaranteed that Oprah would be pushing this if she still had her show.

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32 minutes ago, Triskele said:

Guaranteed that Oprah would be pushing this if she still had her show.

I can see Dr. Oz signing bringing to his show, gotta be a great thing for weight loss.

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Giardia is a great way to stay in shape.  

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Just now, larrytheimp said:

Giardia is a great way to stay in shape.  

Be sure to keep count of your daily laps in and out the bathroom.  

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2 minutes ago, Nasty LongRider said:

Be sure to keep count of your daily laps in and out the bathroom.  

Yes, logging is a good way to monitor your exercise.  But for a full body workout out you want something that also induces vomiting, as it will work your abs overtime.   So let's recognize that we probably want a variety of bacteria incorporated into this raw exercise regimen instead of just going with giardia exclusively.

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Just now, larrytheimp said:

Yes, logging is a good way to monitor your exercise.  But for a full body workout out you want something that also induces vomiting, as it will work your abs overtime.   So let's recognize that we probably want a variety of bacteria incorporated into this raw exercise regimen instead of just going with giardia exclusively.

Once the Raw Water turns green that shouldn't be a problem.  The green indicates that the Raw Water is fully active and all benefits are now fully available.   

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13 minutes ago, Nasty LongRider said:

Once the Raw Water turns green that shouldn't be a problem.  The green indicates that the Raw Water is fully active and all benefits are now fully available.   

Mean's it's finally sprouted.  Exactly.

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1 minute ago, Triskele said:

Mean's it's finally sprouted.  Exactly.

Putting Raw Water under Raw Light brings out the affects even earlier.  With the combing of the two Raws, pure quantum energy is achieved*.  

 

*(is mentioning quantum still a thing, or has the bs power words move on?  I can't always keep up.)

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29 minutes ago, Nasty LongRider said:

Be sure to keep count of your daily laps in and out the bathroom.  

Introducing my new activity tracker the Shitbit.

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1 minute ago, kairparavel said:

Introducing my new activity tracker the Shitbit.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!  Link to your Go Fund Me page please!

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