Count Balerion

Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

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Howlin' Howland asked "Should we start a new thread?"

No, it's too much bother.

Would the course of history have been irrevocably altered if Bran had been named Bronn and Bronn Bran?

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22 minutes ago, Count Balerion said:

Howlin' Howland asked "Should we start a new thread?"

No, it's too much bother.

Would the course of history have been irrevocably altered if Bran had been named Bronn and Bronn Bran?

Yes. If he was named bronn Jaime would have invited bronn (bran) to experience cercei instead of pushing him of the tower. It is known

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Divica, if you don't ask a question how can I be unhelpful to you?

Is it always this awkward starting a new thread?

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Awkwardness is a fact of life.

Is helping someone understand the rules of this thread paradoxical? 

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Life is full of paradoxes.

Did GRRM murder JRRT? If not, who did?

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I think this is the perfect time to bring up how laughable the Zootopia city slogan is.

Who is glad Count Balerion started a new thread?

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The real question is: Who isn't?

Who would be the best Westerosi match-up for Donald Trump in a battle of wits?

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Small Paul. Bother, that was probably helpful.

Can you please describe the biomechanics of drsgon-fire production, in terms the layman can understand?

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I am sorry. I do not know what a drsgon is. Are they some relation to dragons? Silly CB, dragons that breathe fire are not real. And as such, have no biomechanical processes.

Why do Ser Rodrik and Maester Luwin listen to Bran like he is actually capable of making decisions?

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They don't realise that Rickon is the one who should be making decisions.

 

Who is the Ivanka Trump of Westeros?

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Unfortunately, GRRM could not write a character as despicable as Ivanka.

 

Who would win in an arm wrestling contest, Margaery or Cersei?

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Who couldn't win because he's on first.

Are you rooting for the Patriots to win the Superbowl?

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I don't think it should be called the Superbowl if the trophy is not actually a bowl, or a bowl-shaped trophy. I am going to root for those lobbyists that insist the NFL championship be renamed.

 

What would happen to Colin Kaepernick if he were in Stannis' army?

 

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Ramsay Bolton writes that Stannis is dead (he also wants cake).

Would a cat blog about Ser Pounce, Miss Whiskers and Boots help with King Tommen's popularity?

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Who is Tommen?                                        Bread and salt is custom from Balkan, is Westeros Balkan in future?

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The story's all in the past tense, so can't really be anything in future, unless GRRM has serious temporal problems (which I daresay would explain why WOW is taking so looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong).

Why are D&D so .... EVIL!!!!?????????!?

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Gold and Red? This is a Lannister conspiracy!!!! :commie:

Why is Maester Coleman so inept?

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Out of spite about the fact that noone can remember his name correctly.

Would Stannis allow us to play this game ?

 

 

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