Count Balerion

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We'll have to wait and see.

What would Stannis's tweets look like?

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No one would read them.

Why does Ser Gregor drink so much milk of the poppy?

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It's too hard to milk a dragon.

How can you get safe passage through the Neck?

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By sleeping with the right person.

Should I grab Tywin's ass?

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Tywin has a donkey????????

Is Urswyck the faithfull secret lysene?

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I know that Hedwig is a beautiful owl.

What would happen if Loki attempts to rule Westeros?

 

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Go ask the user known as "Dorian Martell's son". Maybe he knows. (For those who do not know, he hates "what if" questions)

How much would Joy Hill pay to read "The Winds of Winter" this weekend?

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Do you think I'm able to read her mind?

Are there mindreaders in Westeros? 

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Snapchat is a lot of fun.

What would an anime version of ASOIAF be like?

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I think it would depend on whether Dan and Dave were involved.

How big does a dragon have to be to carry a rider?

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Bigger than the rider.

Will Westeros "go metric"?

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Measuring things is what maesters do. Go be a metric lobbyist at the Citadel.

What is the conversion of stone to kilogram?

 

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I'm really bad at math

Would Math be a popular subject in Westerosi schools? 

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Not likely, considering the level of technological progress in Westeros over the past 300 years.

What's the most popular flavor of ice cream in the Seven Kingdoms?

 

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The Dornish always add spice.

Why doesn't Benjen just use Google Maps to find his way back?

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Signal problems in the North.

What kind of fish live in the Dothraki Sea?

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I think the Dothraki ride mermaids.

How come Sam is still fat after a year at the Wall?

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Gilly's breastmilk has a lot of calories.

 

What the hell happened to Toad ?

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