Count Balerion

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I think the second or the third hell. Probably not the sixth or seventh. He was not a really bad guy.

How come Pyp seems to pick on Grenn more than most?

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Define "pick on".

Which letter of the alphabet appears most frequently in GRRM's oeuvre, and why?

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Oeuvre has 2 "E"s, regardless of who uses the word.

Who do I need to speak to about bringing The Miss Universe Pageant to Westeros?

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Any of the many perverts who dwell in Westeros.

Do you think Honor might be Azor Ahai?

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There's no honour in killing Nyssa Nyssa.

Wouldn't one Nyssa have been enough?

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I can never figure out how to pronounce that name.

Who belongs on the Iron Throne?

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I wonder if pineapple belongs on pizza.

What do you do for fun in Westeros when you're broke?

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Become a hedge knight.

That wasn't helpful, was it?

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I never know if you are being serious or not.

How often is Count Balerion serious?

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What is "Serious"? 

Is it any relation to to Syrio Forel?

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Perhaps he is the Sirius Black of ASOIAF.

Who is the Dolores Umbridge of ASOIAF?

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There is no Dolores Umbridge in ASOIAF, she's a character in the Harry Potter series.

If GRRM wrote his own version of the Harry Potter series how many of the main characters would survive?

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Most of GRRM's characters cannot do magic, seems like it would be a pretty boring story.

How long until Jaime is passably good with his new sword hand?

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At least as long as the time it takes to produce the next book.

Speaking of Jaime, don't you think he secretly watches soap operas?

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Don't know. Never met this guy. 

Do you think sopa operas would be popular in Westeros? 

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Many of the smallfolk have not heard of soap before.

How do smallfolk get rid of fleas?

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Maybe Qyburn's dungeon takes care of that.

How many people in Westeros have ever felt personally victimized by Cersei Lannister?

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We'll have to take a poll; unfortunately they hadn't invented polls yet.

How large is a dragon's brain?

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Small, then it gets bigger, I think.

How do you pronounce Aenys?

 

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It is (not) known.

How tall is Jon Snow?

 

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