Jace, Extat Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 My neighbor has recently had to do a lot of traveling for his job and I've been looking after his cat pretty frequently. Lately the little bastard kept running from the door to the stove and slamming his face against walls so I picked him up and gave him a death stare. And now he won't leave his little cat bed. It's like I shattered his soul. I hope its only temporary. I've never been about cats, but this thing has really grown on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 My childhood cat would run up to any hard surface in our house and bang his head on it. It was like he was Rob Gronkowski. He also loved eating the foam carpet cleaner after he pissed everywhere. Still loved the guy, but my dad gave him away when he bought new carpets. When my dad was giving him to the woman that would take him, he pissed on my dad as a goodbye present. So, since then my family have not been big fans of cats. I still am, but they can be a handful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, dmc515 said: My childhood cat would run up to any hard surface in our house and bang his head on it. It was like he was Rob Gronkowski. He also loved eating the foam carpet cleaner after he pissed everywhere. Still loved the guy, but my dad gave him away when he bought new carpets. When my dad was giving him to the woman that would take him, he pissed on my dad as a goodbye present. So, since then my family have not been big fans of cats. I still am, but they can be a handful. Oh man. This little guy keeps it in the litterbox, thank god. Although I accidentally locked him in the utility closet for probably an hour because he climbs into the dryer, I eventually noticed he hadn't gnawed at my toes for a while and found his arm sticking out from under the closet door. Pretty fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, Pony Queen Jace said: I eventually noticed he hadn't gnawed at my toes for a while and found his arm sticking out from under the closet door. Ha! Yeah, I've always found it endearing when they nibble on your toes. Fun way to wake up, and when not they tend to get it quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Pony Queen Jace said: My neighbor has recently had to do a lot of traveling for his job and I've been looking after his cat pretty frequently. Lately the little bastard kept running from the door to the stove and slamming his face against walls so I picked him up and gave him a death stare. And now he won't leave his little cat bed. It's like I shattered his soul. I hope its only temporary. I've never been about cats, but this thing has really grown on me. Give that you have Kate Mara's evil eyes, I'd say it's a safe bet that yes, you did break him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Maybe it’s love. Or he could be pining for the fjords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 He's not broken, he's planning his revenge. On you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lannister Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 On 1/28/2018 at 11:43 AM, Nasty LongRider said: He's not broken, he's planning his revenge. On you! Be careful when putting on your shoes. You might have a surprise in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mance Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 On 1/26/2018 at 4:16 PM, Pony Queen Jace said: I've never been about cats, but this thing has really grown on me. So, this cat has had its human suddenly start taking off for extended periods with no explanation. And, practically immediately, has managed to train a brand new human to start providing food, water, and literbox maintenance, while also manipulating said new human into feeling guilt, concern, and compassion. And you think this cat is broken? Sounds like it's working just fine to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaldanya Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 You are gonna wake up one morning and he'll be eating your liver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch-MaesterPhilip Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 On 1/28/2018 at 0:43 PM, Nasty LongRider said: He's not broken, he's planning his revenge. On you! There is a neighborhood cat that I'm hoping is planning my murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 13 hours ago, Arch-MaesterPhilip said: There is a neighborhood cat that I'm hoping is planning my murder. Haven't you heard? All cats are planning all of our murders at all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch-MaesterPhilip Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 35 minutes ago, A True Kaniggit said: Haven't you heard? All cats are planning all of our murders at all times. I have indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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